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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 14d

Maybe it's an artistic choice, but I think the antlers should be white. Otherwise it just looks like a messy poo.

Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 22d

I'm on the ferry practicing my Big Presentation, the guy behind me is sleeping, and the guy next to me is playing the French horn. I don't know what the guy in front of me is doing because his window tint is enviably dark, but I hope he's having enough sex for the rest of us.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 26d

I called my uncle this morning and as we ended the call, he signed off with "Go Cubs" and I said, "you sure?"

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 27d

The butterfly crab looks like a tapdancing hat.

Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · 29d

"Imagine this--" the AI bot regularly commands, even though the bot itself can't do that.

"Get fucked," I reply, knowing it can't do that either.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Oct 1

Remember how the Republicans used to demonize homosexuality before Peter Thiel bought JD Vance and made him vice president? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Sep 26

Parents when literally anything happens: "Waaaah! Think of the CHILDREN!"

Parents literally anywhere with their children: "Bring the iPad, I don't want to think of my children.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Sep 20

"I don't have an opinion about that" has gotten me out of so many pointless conversations with absolute morons. It doesn't even have to be true.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Sep 12

I personally did not want Charles in Charge of Me.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Sep 6

Even if *he* didn't post that, it is absolutely disgusting that someone had this enter their brain and think it was a good thing to share.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Sep 2

The SEA LEMON has GILLS on its BUTT. What do you have on YOUR butt? Not much, I bet!

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Skeet Child O' Mine @furiosity.bsky.social · Aug 31

Notice how Republicans forget all about "states' rights" when it's not about defending racism

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 30

Oh goody. We can haunt our friends forever, sponsored by Coca-Cola.

NPR @npr.org · Aug 30

The digital afterlife industry may near $80 billion in a decade, fueled by AI "deadbots." Tech firms see profit. But experts warn of troubling consequences.

AI 'deadbots' are persuasive — and researchers say they're primed for monetization

The digital afterlife industry may near $80 billion in a decade, fueled by AI "deadbots." Tech firms see profit. But experts warn of troubling consequences.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 30

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 30

Thank you this helps a lot

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 29

Probably just nervous laughter because it's still moving

Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 29

I did not produce crotch fruit with gnat-like attention spans... Are K-pop demon hunters right for me?

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 29

I get bad parking, but this is way over the line.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 28

Putting music in your shit post is "social media savvy" now? Lol K

Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 28

🎵 You can breathe if you want to, you can leave your friends behind...

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 25

Overly Hot Take: Building a fire sucks when it's 80° and sunny out.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 25

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 24

Listening to neuroscientists talk about how we destroy our brains doing normalized things like looking at screens, having a few drinks, spending time alone, and taking medication is like Scared Straight for adults.

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 23

When a crab offers you a backrub, you say YES!

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Barbie Dream Hearse @barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social · Aug 22

A devil's three-way wasn't on my list today, but I'm game

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