Kaz Brekker
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❛𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆. 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒇𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔, 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔. 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒚. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒘𝒂𝒚, @uniqueandconfined.bsky.social.❜ {PARODY ACCOUNT}
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Morning.

He fell asleep at his desk again, another crick in his neck and his leg is stiffer than a mother fucker.
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Sat at his desk, he's starting form a headache above his eyes. Using his index fingers to rub his temples for some sort of relief.
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I've always been Per Haskell's favorite lieutenant within the Dregs, so how dare he sick some of the members on me like that. They all learned their lesson to say the least.
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I live life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, 'shit, he's up!'
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adult mun- new to rp also on twitter- book and show familiar- layout by
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#socrp #shadowandbonerp #sixofcrowsrp
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He could have easily given up out there on the barge with the dead and sick, but instead chose to live out of spite and revenge. Being reborn out there in the waters was the best thing he could have done for himself.
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Well, there's you, Jesper, Nina, myself and now Mira so five of us. Also, because one, she's unique and can be quite beneficial to us all and secondly I have a one up on Pekka with her on our side.
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in mind rather than my own.” Part of him was screaming at himself to tell her about his brother, why he has this phobia of his. It was right there on the tip of his tongue ready to be spoken about.
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point I was able to remain calm enough to let you continue to hold my arm.” He explained, “I have never felt that way or relaxed enough to allow anyone to touch me.” He paused, looking at her, “I don't understand why I just had to comfort you. I did it without much thought and had your well being
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he formulated his thoughts, continuing to gently move along her neck; periodically going to dip the cloth into the water to give it a rise before coming back. “I wasn't uncomfortable. I mean I started to panic but then my heart rate started to slow down almost immediately, which relaxed me to the
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hardly any mirrors in this room and the window isn't sufficient enough for a proper reflection so I don't mind helping you clean off the blood.” With that his hand moved towards her neck and collar bone and gently began to clean up the reminder of what happened this evening.

Kaz remained silent as
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“Best utilize this while the water is warm.” He said calmly and with his back towards her as he began to soak one of the cloths into the water and wrung out the excess water. Thinking to clean himself up first he chose to turn towards Mira, ensuring that the cloth covered his exposed hand “there's
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annoyed. And of course Kaz being Kaz, making it seem like he brushed things off, walked over towards where everything was set up and brought one of the already filled basins to her and set it on a nearby table. At least the women were kind and left them plenty of clean cloths to clean up with.
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he had in mind to have with her. Kaz wasn't entirely sure if he should thank Jesper or curse him out when he wakes up. Something inside him wasn't mad or even annoyed that he told her and he wasn't sure if that was a good thing or not because whenever Jesper did something he disapproved of he was
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face like yours. Me on the other hand, it's a different story.” Kaz said with a slight grin. “Once we have our tea, clean up a bit and chat, I think I'll see what this chocolate cake is all about.”

When Mira spoke he paused and listened to her in full. Well this wasn't exactly the conversation
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glad you're feeling a little better, you seem more.. relaxed now. Hopefully I'm not postulating such and I do hope Jesper was able to cheer you up some. He's quite good for that when someone needs it.” He took a drink of his tea once again, “oh, it's dreadful. Blood isn’t well suited for a pretty
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snore softly.

Once Kaz came back in and glanced at Jesper, he began to shake his head, holding back a little grin when he fixed himself his tea. “Truly.” He said in response to her lightweight remark at Jesper, this time allowing himself to smile once he got within so many feet to Mira. "And I'm
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in. So what he did tonight was nothing short of Kaz proving that he has a heart despite him trying to make it seem like he doesn't.” Jesper then let out a soft yawn and closed his eyes for a little rest, however that little rest turned into a full sleep as his legs slumped down and he began to
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and normally he doesn't jump into other people’s situations… er I'm not saying that what happened to you was a problem because if I had it my way I would have put a bullet through his head and just be done with it. Um, yeah but typically unless it affects him in some factor, he really doesn't jump
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comfortable and better than Wylan’s bed. I'll have to have him upgrade his to whatever they use for here.” He said more to himself than anything. “Sorry, my thoughts wandered there.” He said, chuckling. “But yeah, I've known Kaz for years and he's never told me why he doesn't like being touched
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“It's quite peculiar, but I'm sure he has his reasoning on why he doesn't let anyone but you touch him.” Jesper said, arms resting behind his head on the pillow as he moved one of his legs over his bent knee and began to wiggle his foot, even in rest he cannot manage to stay still. “This is
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🐦‍⬛ #grishaverserp, #shadowandbonerp, #sixofcrowsrp, #fantasyrp + #mvrp (within reason).
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A heavily independent portrayal of Kaz Brekker from Shadow and Bone/Six of Crows. Show and book influenced however I don't specifically follow canon/canon themes (at times).

This Kaz is single shipped with an OC created for the verse. Will not be seeking romance/other ships outside of this one.