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Harmony VonKreep

@battyvonkreep.bsky.social

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𝑻𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 𝑻𝒐𝒅𝒂𝒚, 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒚 𝑻𝒐𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒘 *Married to the Wolfman, mother to Little Wolf. I love horror, books, ouija boards, and telling people to fuck off. I'm a pansexual woman who's 5'2 but acts like I'm 6'2.

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Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · Nov 18

Hi, new followers! My name is Harmony, and I'm from Maine.

I love:
🎃 My husband, Wolfman
🎃 Our child, Little Wolf.
🎃 Halloween
🎃 Horror
🎃 Salem, MA
🎃 Reading
🎃 Collecting ouija boards & toys.

Thank you for following me. 💜

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Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 30m

I just saw what Dean Koontz looks like and I don't know how to feel about that.

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 1h

I wasn't going to say anything out of my own fear and anxiety but I also knew I couldn't walk away.

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 10h

I didnt have crying in a parking lot on my bingo card but here I am.

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 13h

Listen. Condolences to his family and what not but if I'm being honest. I thought Dick Cheney died years ago.

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 1d

I'd be a billionaire if I was given a dollar every time someone gets my name wrong.

But I will say, my favorite names that I'm mistaken for are Carmen and Karma.

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 1d

Never in my life did I think my dog would throw a tantrum about her bed time. She's not liking this daylight savings time at all.

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 3d

Holy shit.

How the hell has Little Wolf been able to watch The Long Walk twice plus read the book?

I'm struggling to get through it as a first watch.

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 3d

When you see two of your favorite horror icons going to a "convention" put on by a local pedo...

I guess I'll keep my mouth shut?

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 3d

Rabbit Rabbit 🐇

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Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Halloween 🎃

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 5d

I love how all day yesterday I made a plan to text my Nana bright and early today because its her birthday.

Guess who was a dumbass and continued to think it was the 29th today and almost forgot her Nana's birthday. EVEN after making an Oct 30th post on Instagram.

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 5d

Not that anyone asked but yes, the final season of Stranger Things is going to destroy me.

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 5d

Haha thats a side quest.

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Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 5d

Some mornings, Little Wolf and I have meaningful conversations while in the school drop off line.

Other mornings, they go into full detail about a fart they had.

It's called balance.

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Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 7d

Holy shit.

That last episode of Dragula Titans was a fucking doozy.

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 8d

You know what has shocked me the most about SNAP benefits news? I've seen more people and businesses willing to help those in need than I have churches.

I have not seen a single thing from any churches willing to help people.

Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 10d

Me dancing to the end credit song.

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn

a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down and kneeling down .

ALT: a cartoon character from bob 's burgers is squatting down and kneeling down .

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Harmony VonKreep @battyvonkreep.bsky.social · 10d

Well thank you guys.

Y'all proved to me that you're good people. This movie and the books mean a lot to me so it was fun seeing everyone's reactions.

#Splatterween #TheLastDriveIn