Penelope
@bayomomharkness.bsky.social
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She/her // Disaster Bi // ff14 addict // Bayonetta impersonator// Anime Enthusiast //Gaming Gremlin // Worlds smallest Kaiju // Weeb garbage // 18+ content // NSFW sometimes // Owner of the Escort lounge // minors DNI
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"I'd say don't hit me in the money maker, but lets face it; that's all of me."
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When you live your life as a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
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May I Have This Last Dance, My Lord?
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I love watching boss fight videos of both games I've beaten and games I've never played when I feel down. Because I love the idea that no matter how hard it is, no matter the struggle, we end up on top. Because good wins in the end.
I choose to believe good will always win.
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She's not the best at strip poker. But she also doesn't seem to mind losing as much as you thought she would.
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I Might be a tiny bit of a Bowser fan so I MIGHT know what the car looks like from memory.
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because I did it by design.
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Eggman is great, but he aint a fat armed beast thing
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'Yeah I main Bowser in Mario Kart. Why do you ask?'
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And then Big the Cat had the wildest fucking night of his life.
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Meanwhile, at the Gold Saucer
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Both my partners play Umamusume and I don't so I only have second hand knowledge, but Goldship feels like my self insert.
(very tall, stupid, easily distracted, Chaotic Anything)
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Not sure if Silent Hill f is as good as 2. (story wise) but its easily better than any other I've played.
Hinako is a fucking baddass and I love her.
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SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER HOW FUCKING SICK MY BOY LOOKS
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As soon as I discovered Sonic Crossworlds let you customize cars far FAR more than I thought, I knew I had to make shadow drive the Batmobile.
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Rad as shit Sonic: Crossworlds animation with Shadow as the main character is such a big brain move. Finally, a company that knows which character we're all here for.
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"A lil peek? well ok. but just one~"
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She's always been a lil wild
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Had a really weird dream where I was playing a soulslike and the enemies were fighting to kill, but their dialogue was all *customer service voice* 'excuse me, miss! you're not allowed in this area!" woke up feeling like I should have talked to someones manager.
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I'm never going to be this lucky in any facet of my life ever again.
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I hate movies and shows where a gal gets a 'makeover' and they take away her glasses. Like sorry YOU don't understand glasses are hot. also that bitch needs those to see come on man. is she hotter bumping into literally every piece of furniture in your house? fuck outta here
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Madeline, dumping an entire bottle of hot sauce into a rum keg as the scions watch in horror: "anything is a mixed drink if you aint a pussy about it."