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beano53.bsky.social
Beano
@beano53.bsky.social
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My life goals: At least 2 years remission from Lymphoma. Finish my little robot based on the Mars rover. Piss on Yambo's grave. Move to Portugal.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 2d
Mazel Tov!
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 2d
Hell. I would even vote for chameleon Charlie Crist at this point. He can't screw up more spending all his time tanning.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 2d
Come on over this Sunday morning, Jo. I'm making Tylenol pancakes...the kids love 'em!
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 3d
If I were the Dean of Stetson School of law, proudly leading the third tier of US law schools, I would consider a little clean up/scrub up on their website. Particularly the section that lists the school's "notable alumni"
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 3d
If I were Dean of the Stetson School of Law, proudly bringing up the rear in American law school rankings, I would start a little clean up/scrub up on the school's website. Especially the section where they tout their, "Notable alumni"
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 3d
She would like that.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 3d
Krasnov is pissed off he wasn't awarded the Nobel for Chemistry.
After all, no one ingests more chemicals than Trump...the adderall alone should have put him over the top. So unfair!
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 3d
Yeah!!! Especially the Nobel for chemistry.
Adderall is a chemical!
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 3d
Yesterdays "hearing" was a confirmation to all Americans that our Attorney General is an incompetent, whiny litle mean girl bitch. Good to know.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 3d
A MAGA guy down the street is trying to sell his house. The FOR SALE sign has been on his lawn right next to his Trump 2024 sign with his faded Trump flag waving above. I've watched as potential buyers stop, look at the signs and drive off.
Yesterday, all his Trump effluvia was removed.
Musta hurt.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 3d
The USCCB will most likely tell the Pontiff to pound sand.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 3d
Only a bit off topic but air related.
Recent stories buried in minor media outlets report that the Qatar 747 "grifted" to Trump is currently being refitted. It is being configured as a cargo plane. Cargo? Why?
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 5d
Even if he doesn't goad peaceful people into fighting back, he'll just sacrifice a dozen or so ICE agents at the hands of other ICE agents to complete his false flag wet dream.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 5d
Good. Now send her back to the prison she belongs in.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 5d
We've been ther for months. The only thing missing is the bubble headed bleach blonde on Fox spewing body count numbers with a smile.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 5d
Underlying condition?
Its a congenital birth defect called, "being an asshole."
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 10d
Many years ago Costa Rica passed legislation closing down zoos and animal attractions. Many businesses affected changed their business models to become rehabs and sanctuaries. It is illegal to own a native species as a pet in CR.
Exotic birds, monkeys and big cats are all meant to be wild.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 10d
Anyone know where I can find Mike Johnson's Grindr profile?
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 10d
If cannabis had been legalized about 40 years ago, we would all be rocking the metric system today.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 10d
Correction: Republicans are in charge of the White House, Senate, House and Supreme Court.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 11d
Not to worry. Miami will be under water sooner than you think.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 11d
Just like the guy who murdered the Hortmanns. Anyone recall his name?
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 11d
It's not only "Magical" but it's stealth too! You can be lying on it and never see it.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 11d
Too bad Biden has to live rent free in such a badly demented, broken head.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 11d
29%
Is that the cleaned up and polished number?