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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 1h

Harvard implicit association bias test on race. We were all doing it at work

tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 1h

Took a wokeness test and I passed

During the Implicit Association Test
(IAT) you just completed:
You were moderately faster at sorting
'European Americans' with 'Bad' and
'African Americans' with 'Good' than
'African Americans' with 'Bad' and
'European Americans' with 'Good'

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 5h

People are way too precious about crap they liked as a kid. Grow up, idiot

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · Mar 11

God should invent a type of octopus that chills on land with me and we smoke a blunt

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 11h

He gives you this look. How do you open

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 12h

I firmly believe that America would be in a better place today if Terriers hadn’t been canceled

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 23h

I was thinking about becoming a school nurse but I can’t afford one of those John wick bulletproof suits

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · Aug 18

more movies should have their main characters go through a haunted maze

The Guest. Dan Stevens as David. He’s standing in a recreation center that’s been decorated as a haunted maze for Halloween.

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Hate Speech Podcast @hatespeechpod.bsky.social · 7d

New episode today. Here we’re hating on THE MAN SHOW. Check it out

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 1d

“I didn’t think Jared Leto could act but he was great in the new Tron.”

I heard this sentence verbatim and then showed him all the Leto allegations. The response? “I didn’t know he was in a band”

tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 2d

Listening to my coworkers talk about movies

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 2d

Listening to my coworkers talk about movies

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 2d

I was photoshopping paddington into movies back in the 90s but no one gave a fuck

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 2d

Listening to my coworkers talk about movies

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 2d

Moo Deng hit the wall and fell off harder than dale Earnhardt

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 2d

Can’t wait!

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 2d

China invents a bone glue. Japan invents a medicine that regrows teeth naturally. America is saying Tylenol causes autism

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 2d

Anyway, here’s the standup set I did in this outfit. The collective ooof the crowd did at my nazi/israel joke gave me life

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not religious but I don’t eat a woman’s food because of the epigenetic memory of Adam in the garden of Eden

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 3d

A few weeks late (thanks work) but I wanted to throw out a recommendation for @lordravenscraft.bsky.social’s exegesis on Beast Wars. Eric’s crafted a compelling and interesting video essay on how a toy commercial (and trash media) can grow beyond that into art. Check it out. Good stuff

Beast Wars Is Shakespeare: The Value of Garbage Media

YouTube video by Lord Ravenscraft

youtu.be

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 2d

Anyway, here’s the standup set I did in this outfit. The collective ooof the crowd did at my nazi/israel joke gave me life

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 2d

We need to Jared letgo

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 3d

A few weeks late (thanks work) but I wanted to throw out a recommendation for @lordravenscraft.bsky.social’s exegesis on Beast Wars. Eric’s crafted a compelling and interesting video essay on how a toy commercial (and trash media) can grow beyond that into art. Check it out. Good stuff

Beast Wars Is Shakespeare: The Value of Garbage Media

YouTube video by Lord Ravenscraft

youtu.be

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 3d

Topped by a trans girl call that chick-fill-a

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tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 4d

When my dog died, I didn’t go on a killing spree. Maybe John Wick should’ve tried therapy.

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الكسندرا ميراي @lexialex.bsky.social · 4d

Love this

bkeithb @bkeithb.bsky.social · 4d

Keep doing a little something every day to #DismantleApartheidIsrael.

You never know the impact of your protesting, boycotting, social media involvement, etc.

youtube.com/shorts/O5yK7...

Fruit for thought. Never judge a book by its cover. #comedy #histoty #storytelling #standup

YouTube video by David Nihill

youtube.com

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