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🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 1d

New official Isayama drawing has a ReiCon crumb for @felineverdure.bsky.social

A black and white drawing of characters from Attack on Titan under a tree. From left to right: Pieck Finger, Connie Springer, Reiner Braun, Annie Leonhart, Armin Arlert, Eren Jaeger, Mikasa Ackerman, and Jean Kirstein.

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🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 3d

YOUR BRAIN YOUR BEAUTIFUL BRAIN

🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 3d

I have to keep coming back to this because I love the level of detail you’ve put into all those cookies. The way Floch is sheltering Jean with his hand (but in a way he could crush him in an instant) is so creepy-cute.
And having the half-burnt-Armin/half-Erwin cookie is rotten in the best way 🤣🤣🤣

🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 4d

He’s just been sitting there in the dark playing with his cookies and drinking. King shit.

🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 5d

???

You’re not annoying me, that’s for sure. That’s what blorbos are there for!

(Also, Jean canonically does this to himself. His fantasy is being glum while he gets drunk and avoids his family. You can’t make Jean suffer more than he does in his own head. You could try, though.)

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CEO of Club Good Taste @shindekure.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo · 6d

It just dawned on me that where I've yapped before about the significance of Magath handing Falco to Onyankopon is often overlooked, they have something in common: Theo and Onyankopon are both names that mean God.

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🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 5d

ALSO also, if you do ever do merch, these little faces should be badges. Just saying.

🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 5d

Also I love all the detail in here, especially who looks just fucking thrilled to be on this chart. Floch and Kenny are hardly surprising, but Armin’s lil blushing grin? Oh my.

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kat. @felineverdure.bsky.social · 6d

since tl is quiet and i'm embarrassed, i'll post this silly headcanon of mine 😂🔞 #AttackOnTitan

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🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 5d

I can hear Reiner’s quiet, stoic sigh of disappointed acceptance from here.

Sorry pal, you shouldn’t be so fun to torture 🤷🏻‍♀️

🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 9d

Sorry, it’s only half the skit - I picked it in a hurry because I just needed a quick clip of the guy’s chest hair 🤣
It’s a comedy sketch about how everyone looks good coming out of the water. They get a dog involved who turns into a pretty lady. Then they all join as one to become Nathan Fillion.

Sexy Pool Party - BriTANicK Sketch #sketchcomedy #funnyvideo #pool #models #comedy

🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 9d

The guy in this who talks about his body hair has Jean body hair to me: youtube.com/shorts/m4fCt...

YouTube video by BriTANicK

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🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 9d

This is Jean slander 🤣🤣🤣 mans is always fussing with his hair, gets a different haircut every arc and they’re all shit!
He’s definitely got that body hair though. It’s stringy and straight and there’s more of it than you’d think but it’s also not thick somehow too

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🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 9d

Shit, I’ve just realised - we’re literally sanitising Floch here. Oh no! 🙀

🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 9d

(This is not just me drive-by trans-ing Armin - Isayama’s suggested it a couple of times!)

🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 9d

He starts shaving so perfectly out of jealousy at how neat and hairless Armin is, not realising Armin is and has always been a trans man with no access to T

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🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 10d

I think the way Floch is just about the only Scout who retains a perfect shave (except for when he’s in prison) should speak for itself

🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 10d

Post something random or have an awful October

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🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 10d

This is why I open bluesky

🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 11d

I fucked up my reply whoops sorry

ANYWAY I think they bond over booze. Niccolo isn’t familiar with Paradis wine so he makes Jean do the taste tests with him for a full menu, then they have a drunk hookup.

🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 11d

Love how I can tell which of Jean’s awful boyfriends that is based on the smirk

🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 14d

Smart boy, went with red (doesn’t show through white shirts on white people)

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kat. @felineverdure.bsky.social · 14d

this one is for the hive ❤️

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🐝Bea🐝 🦇Bat🦇 @beatricebat.bsky.social · 14d

He insists that you know I ditched a date with him today to go hang out with a nine year old and her mum instead (actually true, my kids were at a drop off party and I was going to go to a cafe to write for an hour, but then my pals were at the same cafe)