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BeccaM

@becca.net

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I do not consent. (she/her) Dreamer of Weird Dreams, Writer, Technowitch Crone Elder, Chronically Underestimated Chaos Maven, Frequently Decribed as 'Problematic' Still dealing with the aftermath of a tragic personal loss

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BeccaM @becca.net · Jun 6

Yeah... decided to switch to a new/old PFP for a while. It's not recent, but one of my more flattering favorites. (Mattie the Wonder Horse from the last one deserves a li'l break time back at the barn...)

It and I am old enough that we used to call them 'avatars,' kids.

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BeccaM @becca.net · 5h

Magnificent work, Katie. Well done.

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BeccaM @becca.net · 16h

Lazy writers.

BeccaM @becca.net · 16h

She has only herself to blame here. First a summoning, then she pointedly insults them by denying their existence? Bad form.

I wonder how the consequences will manifest. Mysteriously lost items or if they'll move straight on to secretly leaving hunks of cheese in her shoes, given her name.

BeccaM @becca.net · 1d

I vote out, assuming you have somewhere fun/enjoyable to go and/or do.

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BeccaM @becca.net · 1d

I literally laughed out loud when I looked.

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BeccaM @becca.net · 1d

Well, I'm glad you did!

BeccaM @becca.net · 1d

I think you're doing great, James, everything considered.

BeccaM @becca.net · 1d

Every day, he displays his infinite ignorance. Here he's showing the entire world he has no f*cking clue how math works, and yet will aggressively assert there has never been a greater knower-of-math-stuff* than him.

*= Because he can't pronounce 'mathematician' and doesn't know big words anymore

BeccaM @becca.net · 1d

Whenever that happens, I say aloud, "Y'know, you could've cast Nicholas Cage instead. He's cheaper, will appear in almost literally anything, and is fun to watch chewing the scenery."

a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a blue tank top and smiling .

Alt: Nicholas Cage looking awesome in the film "Con Air" (1997)

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BeccaM @becca.net · 1d

"Confusing mess with plot holes big enough to fly a 747 through them" best describes it.

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BeccaM @becca.net · 1d

Yeah, they're pretty awesome. And so versatile.

BeccaM @becca.net · 2d

*me facepalms so hard it comes out in stereo* 🤦‍♀️

She'd probably explode if she learned what goes into my homemade pizza or lasagna.

BeccaM @becca.net · 2d

Some of the upgraded monkeys got anxiety. The others were gifted with unlimited stupid.

BeccaM @becca.net · 2d

They're feral and have consciously discarded civilized behavior.

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BeccaM @becca.net · 2d

I'll take one off your hands, or claws or grippers or whatever: I am most definitely not a Kaiju.

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BeccaM @becca.net · 2d

I've noticed they show nothing but feral glee every time they betray somebody—including their own GOPer base.

"Hahahaha! You fools never should've trusted us to keep our word on ANYTHING!"

And it's as if they're in a malignant competition to see who can be the most depraved and despicable.

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BeccaM @becca.net · 2d

Love the way your specs go so well with the top. Well done. 👍

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BeccaM @becca.net · 2d

Sorry about the insomnia; it and I are well-acquainted.

Alas, your loss (sleep) is our gain (pretty pictures). 😉

BeccaM @becca.net · 2d

"Look, he's obviously guilty. There's video evidence and everything. All you have to do is keep your mouth shut and he'll go to prison for life."

Shrieking Wigstand: "HE DESERVES TO DIE AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN NO MATTER WHAT"

His DoJ: "What he said."

Lawyers: (facepalming en masse)

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BeccaM @becca.net · 2d

One the things I hate the most is supine, sycophantic 'journalists' constantly asking him questions that do nothing but illustrate his abysmal, dangerous ignorance, and result only in him rashly ordering malignant, sadistic, and usually illegal actions harming millions of innocent people.

BeccaM @becca.net · 2d

We used to not let demented crazy people be in charge of important things.

Like governments and nuclear weapons, for instance.

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BeccaM @becca.net · 2d

You're need to admit that your Federation starship designs don't appear to include public restrooms and we have yet to see a toilet even in crew quarters. Sinks yes, toilets no.

BeccaM @becca.net · 3d

You can. Just hang on.

BeccaM @becca.net · 3d

I really shouldn't drink coffee in the evening, yet for some reason I've really been craving coffee lately. Like a lot.

Normally, I drink tea. All. The. Time. Didn't even have coffee for several years. Now I can't get enough.

a woman wearing a black top and gold hoop earrings smiles

Alt: Kristen Bell shrugging

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BeccaM @becca.net · 3d

Best of luck. I got my covid booster (2025/26 formulation) last month and it wasn't bad at all.