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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 5h

PS: Tomorrow is Indigenous Peoples’ Day

BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 5h

I might be sitting in a Waffle House after leaving my cousin’s wake but it’s still a good time to remind everyone that Kansas City’s team name (and logo, and stadium name, and fan behaviors) is racist.

BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 5h

I might be sitting in a Waffle House after leaving my cousin’s wake but it’s still a good time to remind everyone that Kansas City’s team name (and logo, and stadium name, and fan behaviors) is racist.

BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 5h

Count this among the reasons Maryland will always feel like “The South” to me.

BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 11h

Made it in 5 hours and 10 minutes 👍

BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 16h

As I prepare to head out, does this rank among the best or the worst 6 hour drives in the US? Discuss.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 17h

Once again, the Onion nails it 🔨

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 17h

But can he spit bars?

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 17h

The cat knows how to party.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 17h

Sorry, I sold my original PlayStation and my Super Nintendo this past summer after years of non-use 🤷‍♂️

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 17h

Looks like a chocolate lab - they’re the best

BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 1d

Begrudgingly, that is pretty cool

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 1d

RIP to Diane Keaton. Her performances as Kay Adams cement The Godfather parts 1 and 2 among the greatest films in cinematic history.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 1d

Me walking out of Great Wolf Lodge just now.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 1d

This is calculated to show “moderates” that you can be liberal AND support the 2nd Amendment.

Next time, I’ll take your word for it; no need to film it.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 1d

Respectfully, I would bang the Jesus right out of Amy Grant.

BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 1d

Oddly, this is not different from how I picture much of Texas.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 1d

Just googled “Is hepatitis contagious?” while sitting poolside.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 1d

My wife is taking my daughter here several times without me because I’m at late meetings or a conference or something. I think that will remain the future arrangement.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 1d

I am living it.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 1d

Because it is the chief rival of OPP?

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 1d

Almost had a Clark Griswold at Wally World moment.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 1d

Was sent to the Dunkin Donuts inside this hellhole this morning because someone needed a Peach Sunshine Energy Drink. Waited my turn in line only to get to the counter and be told the person at the register couldn’t take my order because beverages must be ordered through the kiosk.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 2d

I will reach out to Sarah McLachlan to see if we can use one of her songs in the TV commercials.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 2d

Also, I am convinced there is some sort of whirlpool/vortex here that has drawn the largest assembly of bad ink I’ve ever witnessed.

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BeerDad774 @beerdad774.bsky.social · 2d

Dude, good Westies are an endangered species right now. Their steep population decline is one of the few items New England owes anyone an apology for.

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