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i meower kno wots goin on 🤷🏻‍♀️ verrryy confoosed 😳 completely befuddled 😳 5 yo ♀️🌻 chimkin enthusiast 🐥 i loaf u fren 🤍 momb's a she/her

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blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · Nov 14

grama told me to pose fur a new fone wollpapre sew i did dis

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat laying on her side on a grey sofa. Her front paws are slightly bent, she looks adorable. Her cheeks are round, and so are her eyes. But one of the best things about this picture is her exposed, fluffy, slightly round tummy. She is just like a cloud! The caption says 'Grandma told me to pose for a new phone wallpaper, so I did this.'

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 11h

gettimg readey fur eepies!! u absoluteley should join me amd momb!!

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nomsie 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @nomscat.bsky.social · 12h

what r u doimg? minde if I join?

a cat sitting in the way of an iPad

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 22h

it's blorbie amd mama daye amd we r playimg with supaballs amd have alreadey lost about thirty seven thousamd (~2) of them but. da cleanimg fairey will sureley fimd em! 🟢🔴🟡

Photos of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint and her 3 superballs. The first picture shows Blaire on a grey sofa, choosing which superball to now play with and lifting her front paw up to throw it off said sofa. In the second photo we see her and the superball in the air as Blaire is jumping down on the floor to chase it. It's in motion blur and Blaire is almost just a chonky blob of colour. It's hilarious! The caption says 'It's Blaire and mama's day and we are playing with superballs and have already lost about 2 of them. The cleaning fairy will surely find them!'

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

fank u fren!! all fanks to sum grate catnippe :)

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

fanks fur believimg in me besty!! oh she alwayes is!! unless it's about whethre i've 'had enoff gogorts dis week alreadey'. she often sayes yes amd she's alwayes wromg about dat... but yeah. no pets fur unkol matt!! ew ew ew!!

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

[the sweetest little creature 🥺]

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

SUNNEY U R SEW SWEET pleamse donut show urself to my mothre as she's known fur wamtimg to cattenap cattes!! ur fase is too cutely!! amd fank u sew munch sunney!! here is anothre foto jus fur u!!

oh besty, i wish!! she's got even more skool now amd i get forgor by her fur houres!! 😢

A photo of Blaire the fluffy colorpoint cat sitting a bit awkwardly on top of a grey sofa. Her front legs are relatively far apart and it looks a bit uncomfortable. The caption says 'Oh, Sunny! You're so sweet! Please, do not show yourself to my mother as she's known for wanting to kidnap cats. Your face is just too cute! And thank you so much, Sunny! Here is another photo just for you.
Oh, bestie, I wish! She's got even more school now and I get forgotten about by her for hours!'

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

WE NEED TO DO SUM CROWFUNDIMG TO GET HIMB HIS OWN MOBILE BAKERY BEECOZ DIS IS PURE TALEMT ‼️

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

loaf dat fur u gorl, soumds very prodooctif amd healfie!! gotta get a bit roumder fur da wintor, u kno how it is!!

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

OH FANK GOG TORTILLA. i wos sew worried about u as i heard my grama saye she'd had eaten '3 tortillas' a few dayes ago amd i wot like. oh shid oh fluff... wot a relief. fank gog u r ok. yam okaye, gettimg readey fur eep 🥺 amd wot r u doimg??

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

HENLO SHADO AMD JOLO!! fank u sew munch frens, it's good to see u too :D wot have u been oop to? 🩷

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

KAPSLOCK!! yam sew happey to hear u r gettimg all da kitheth amd hugs u deserve!! OUAGHE 🥰 oh not realley beecoz. 'he is a idiot' amd since momb is ignorimg him sew am i. altho i betrayed her amd wemt to sit on his lap todaye but. dat wos a momemt of weakness amd i will continoo to boicotte himb :D

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

IS HE MAKIMG BISKITS HERE?? HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOYE oh mine gog he is PURRFECT AMD HE LOAFS U SEW MUNCH!! 😭😭😭

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

WONDREFUL!! OH MINE GOGNESS!! besty wot shampoo do u use?? u look sew soft 😱❤️

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

henlo!! yam good primcess loona!! cam u believe grama got me gogorts jus beecoz? no occashun or askimg?? yeah!! i'll have anothre one of em tomorro. wot about u? u got any plams fur sundaye?? 😱

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

IN ABOUT 2 (foure) NEW BEFUNDLIMG MOOLTIVERSES AMD i freakimg met mimb in one of em amd sew wot da hell have u guyes been oop to? 😱

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

oh no :( yam sew sorrey to hear dis. hope arty is there tryimg to heal ur teef with purrs. demtists r freakimg terribol amd they jus take awaye all of ur moneys... freakimg bastardes.. i hope it's noten serious ;( eh let me kno how it goes. i'll pee on their stuff if they charge u too much :)

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

ur momb is sew luckey to be able to pet dat belly 🥺 (momb made me saye dis - i'd nevre pawrsonalley encourage anyone to pet bellies beecoz it is illegalle to touch mine)

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

loafimg u MORE 🥺🫵🏻❤️

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

WHO IS DIS? IS IT ANABEL OR CINAMBUN OR WHO? doesmt mattor, yam jus sew happey to hear from all of u besties!🥺 yam ok, tomorro yam havimg a gorls daye with momb beecoz da rest r goimg to visit grate grama amd sew momb promised to make me chase aftre supaballs which is my favourit temg!! WOT ABOUT U?

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

ALBACORE TOONA ‼️ HOW R U ‼️ AMD FANK U FREN OUAGHE 🩷🥺

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

BAEUTIFUL BOYE! TELL HIMB I LOAF HIM DA MOSTEST!! MY BROFUR!!

amd how r u?? u doimg okaye? 🥰

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

u cam tell i had jus got a gogurt refill!! 😸

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

MARBEL AMD DOOK!! how r u?? marb r u gettimg drafted to accompanee sum witche dis hallobeen seasun??

blaire @befuddledblaire.bsky.social · 1d

SHOW FREN ARTY. HOW IS HE