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@benbarely.bsky.social

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LGBT content creator, streamer, antitheist, and crab with a knife • this is where I spout my nonsense Links to my content vvv NSFW 🔞 linktr.ee/BenBarely 🩷@velocikibby🩵

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 28d

People not welcome on my Bluesky:
MAGAs
TERFs
Nick Fuentes
Ford truck drivers
That super rude customer at work, you know the one
Christians

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 57m

I don't think I'm gonna play Legends Z-A, Nintendo is really pissing me off now locking all these new mega evolutions behind massive paywalls

What was the point of making Pokemon Home if the new games make it unusable? Why should I buy DLC for an unfinished game I haven't even played yet?? 😒

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 1d

As an empath I feel gay around you

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 1d

As an empath I feel gay around you

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 2d

I hate chalkboards so much the sounds make my teeth hurt

Just use dry-erase marker boards they're way better

B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 2d

Actually this question haunted me for years cause I could never make up my mind about what animal best represented me, and I spent hours comparing and writing down pros and cons

Eventually it all boiled down to seeing a video of a pet Sable on TikTok and feeling in my gut that it was the one uwu

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 2d

NOOOOO THEY CANCELED THE GREAT NORTH!! WHYYYY?? 😭😭

B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 2d

Ooof my circadian rhythm is really weird right now 😵‍💫

B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 4d

Locktober is just the gay man's version of no-nutvember

B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 6d

Have you ever been so hungry it kinda hurts a little, and that pain in your stomach makes you not want to eat anything, which just makes you hungrier, which causes more pain?

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 6d

You streamed it, you can't unstream it

B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 8d

While I pee?

B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 9d

It does if I move that strap to the side 😏

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 10d

If you drive with all the windows down and you smoke weed more than you breathe oxygen you're an airbender

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 10d

If you love the smell of charcoal and you flip tortillas with your bare hands you're a firebender

B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 10d

If you think gemstones can heal your chakras and you own 50+ plants you're an earthbender

B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 10d

If you played mermaids as a kid and you pretended you could control the waves at the beach you're a waterbender

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 11d

belly maw
Belly Maw
BELLY MAW

B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 12d

There are two ways to watch The Lord Of The Rings; the extended edition and the wrong way

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 16d

Hell yeah I'm woke:

Wanting to
Offend
Klan members
Everyday

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 17d

Scheiße du hast recht

B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 17d

Und spicy mustard und schnitzel und Autobahn?

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 17d

If ICE ever tries to raid my job and take away my coworkers I'm grabbing the garden tools and I'm swinging violently and someone is getting their nose bashed in with a shovel

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B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 18d

Describe your hole by posting a picture of it

B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 19d

Nothing makes me have to piss more than having piss in my bladder

B E N @benbarely.bsky.social · 20d

Larg

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