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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 9h

I’m looking for the girl next door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her. (Lew Fitz) #JokeOfTheDay

bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point? (Alexei Sayle) #JokeOfTheDay

bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 2d

Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book. (Frankie Boyle) #jokeoftheday

bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change. (Ken Cheng) #JokeOfTheDay

bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 4d

I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it’s like this all the time. (Laura Lexx). #JokeOfTheDay

bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 5d

Why did they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off? (Alex Edelman) #JokeOfTheDay

bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 6d

I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it. (Adele Cliff) #JokeOfTheDay

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 7d

Trump said he’d build a wall but he hasn’t even picked up a brick. He’s just another man failing on a DIY project. (Justin Moorhouse) #JokeOfTheDay

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 8d

I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy. They keep moving the goalposts. (Darren Walsh) #JokeOfTheDay

bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 9d

Maybe survival is even more basic as the current AI is not even real intelligence...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

AI models may be developing their own ‘survival drive’, researchers say

Like 2001: A Space Odyssey’s HAL 9000, some AIs seem to resist being turned off and will even sabotage shutdown

www.theguardian.com

bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 9d

What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens? (Flo and Joan)
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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 10d

I hated being treated like a piece of meat. My ex was a vegan and refused to touch me. (Daniel Audritt)
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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 11d

I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed. (Olaf Falafel)

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 11d

Just be aware if you install/use an AI powered browser.
brave.com/blog/comet-p...

bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 12d

I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring. (Leo Kearse)

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 14d

I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts (Ivo Graham)

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 15d

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian (Mark Simmons)

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 16d

After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging (Richard Pulsford)

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 16d

Just a classic...hope Shock Treatment turns up one day.

letterboxd.com/film/the-roc...

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

After getting a flat tire in the middle of nowhere, newly engaged couple Brad and Janet encounter the eerie mansion of the flamboyant, seductive Dr. Frank-N-Furter and a variety of eccentric character...

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 17d

I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. (Adele Cliff)

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 18d

Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning (Ross Smith)

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 19d

A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. (Ross Smith)

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 20d

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, ‘Yes, of course. – That’s 20 cows'. (Jake Lambert)

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 21d

What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh (Milton Jones)

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bevilc.bsky.social @bevilc.bsky.social · 22d

A very entertaining Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast. No knowledge of the system is needed but an interest in the darker side of fiction is
pca.st/podcast/f03f...

The Apocalypse Players

A Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast. Dice-driven cosmic horrors supplied by Dominic Allen, Joseph Chance, Danann McAleer and guests. --- The Apocalypse Players is an actual play (or live play) TT...

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