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Dame Bibi Lynch
@bibilynch.bsky.social
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Writer. Broadcaster. Shorterer. Hove/Soho/Hoho/Bobo https://bibilynch.com/
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 1d
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 1d
Much love to you. Xx
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 2d
Been diagnosed with ACDC. Can’t lie, Bluesky — the news has rocked me.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 3d
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 3d
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 3d
So will I!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 6d
Someone you love very much is white wine-drunk on a train.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 6d
‘Hang out to dry’…

Bad news if you’re talking about a person; good news if you’re talking about your washing.

Makes you think, don’t it?
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 6d
I loved him!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 6d
Hahaha! 💋💋💋
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 6d
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 6d
Ticket barrier wouldn’t let me through — so walked over to the blokes in uniform.

One of the men: ‘Can I help you?’

Me: ‘My ticket said “Seek assistance”…’

OotM: ‘I’m assistance.’ *holding out hand* ‘Good to meet you.’

Me: *shakes his hand and giggles like a Belieber*

#LoveOnTheUnderground
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 6d
I’m in Soho today. Remember, if you see me, don’t say hello: we’re not real friends. God bless.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 7d
I’m gonna make us rich!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 7d
Okay, okay — you can be my agent. 20% okay? Alright, 30. Jesus, 50! But that’s my final offer!
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 7d
Last night only a married couple and I were here in this 20 room place. Tonight only me and one other chap.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 7d
Why thank you!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 7d
I wrote this
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 7d
NN, losers. X
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 7d
Hahahaha!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 7d
I know people in high places.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 7d
I’ll tell you what I’m *not* loving about The Celebrity Traitors: the fawning belief that all the poshos are geniuses. Even worse than this classless class propaganda? The silent acknowledgment - with pseudo-coy looks away or downwards - from those with the clipped tones. 

Makes one sick.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 9d
Two current earworms: RAYE’s WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! and Lily Allen’s Pussy Palace. #LoveRightThere
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 11d
www.wearevalerie.com/BIBILYNCH
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 11d
I’m about to change your life! Well, me and Valerie.
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