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Dame Bibi Lynch
@bibilynch.bsky.social
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Writer. Broadcaster. Shorterer. Hove/Soho/Hoho/Bobo https://bibilynch.com/
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Been diagnosed with ACDC. Can’t lie, Bluesky — the news has rocked me.
Someone you love very much is white wine-drunk on a train.
‘Hang out to dry’…

Bad news if you’re talking about a person; good news if you’re talking about your washing.

Makes you think, don’t it?
Ticket barrier wouldn’t let me through — so walked over to the blokes in uniform.

One of the men: ‘Can I help you?’

Me: ‘My ticket said “Seek assistance”…’

OotM: ‘I’m assistance.’ *holding out hand* ‘Good to meet you.’

Me: *shakes his hand and giggles like a Belieber*

#LoveOnTheUnderground
I’m in Soho today. Remember, if you see me, don’t say hello: we’re not real friends. God bless.
Okay, okay — you can be my agent. 20% okay? Alright, 30. Jesus, 50! But that’s my final offer!
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Last night only a married couple and I were here in this 20 room place. Tonight only me and one other chap.
I know people in high places.
I’ll tell you what I’m *not* loving about The Celebrity Traitors: the fawning belief that all the poshos are geniuses. Even worse than this classless class propaganda? The silent acknowledgment - with pseudo-coy looks away or downwards - from those with the clipped tones. 

Makes one sick.
Two current earworms: RAYE’s WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! and Lily Allen’s Pussy Palace. #LoveRightThere
I’m about to change your life! Well, me and Valerie.