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mathew
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tall pop fan and unserious hater with nice hair (nsfw) toronto-ish @ryran.bsky.social 💕💍
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Christmas music is soooooo stupidddddddd
it was good too. Dip the beef in the basil fried rice 😊
It’s time for my weekly basil fried rice with beef (medium spice) from Thai Express xo
Arkells are a Canadian terrorist org
I’ll be there for her on Thurs!
What if I’m a Sparks by Hilary Duff hater. What then!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ICON!!!!! 💖✨🎉 no social media would be the same without you tysm for bringing me joy and laughter daily. I will stream cousin Tate for u today!
Neeeeeed this Rosalía album urgently
SOMEONE ELSE FUCKED UP WAAAAY WORSE THAN I DID AND MY OVERSIGHT WAS A CONSEQUENCE OF THAT! WE CHEERED!
Celebrity beards I really committed to up until coming out:
• Dianna Agron (girl’s girl)
• Jennifer Lawrence (okaayyyy)
• Kate Winslet (LMAOOOOOO the least believable one… clearly just a cry for mother)
• VaneXXXa Hudgens (while streaming Sneakernight on the dl)
Adult Content tag ohhhh Cynthia Doll you’ll always be famous
I have to apologize for a mistake I made at work first thing tomorrow and idk how it’ll be received but for now it’s bong and hard lemonade
Last night we let the L popcorn with butter and white cheddar flavouring (2 packets) from Cineplex talk
I cannot in good faith watch a Rachel Sennott show
The “time” has “changed” again
Seine Angst ist meine Angst
Seine Wut ist meine Wut
Seine Liebe ist meine Liebe
Sein Blut ist mein Blut
New AHS is very it’s time for your slop dinner piggies
Look I fucking LOVE Scream (1 & 4) and I do not mean to be that one friend who’s too woke but Melissa was fired from this literal movie for supporting Palestine so it just does not exist for me. And I will absolutely drag Neve for stamping her feet about her pay last time only to crawl back now