Bird Law Expert
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Colorado Lawyer. Chiefs fan. Corgi dad. Co-host of It’s Always Sunny in Chiefs Kingdom podcast. WWI naval & aviation buff. Airship enthusiast. Member, #appellatetwitter He/him
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we can’t cut him but we could BENCH him maybe. I dunno. Something
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After months of stop and start work, I FINALLY finished my Death Riders. Pretty happy with how they turned out

And that brings my painted points total to just shy of 2k, all done this year 💪

#paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #imperialguard #deathkorpsofkrieg
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Space Marines Chaplain on Bike 1/2
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as an American lawyer the lyric video for Cancelled! made my eye twitch #appellatesky #TLOAS #taylorswift
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These are all great points. I just hope they stop doing dumb shit before it gets too late.
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We’re close on the Death Riders squad. Nine down. One to go. #deathkorpsofkrieg #paintingwarhammer
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Only one thing to do after another soul crushing loss by my favorite football team and that’s #paintingwarhammer
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Using a real law library today for the first time in ages (I needed some LaFave treatises) and it has been delightful #appellatesky
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it’s hard to believe there are still two more to do to finish the squad, but the Death Riders are *almost* done #paintingwarhammer #deathkorpsofkrieg #imperialguard
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Finally finished enough death riders to field a legal unit! #paintingwarhammer #warhammercommunity #deathkorpsofkrieg #imperialguard
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When you lose an appeal on the merits but the court compliments your “restraint” in not making spurious harmlessness arguments #appellatetwitter #appellatesky
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birdlawexpert.bsky.social
The reheat function on our microwaves at work has two different settings: 1) fresh rolls and 2) frozen rolls
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After finishing my first Death Rider three months ago, I finally finished a second. At this rate I will finish the squad in 2028 #warhammercommunity #deathkorpsofkrieg #paintingwarhammer
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it’s temporary, but glad you enjoyed it!
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Charlie Kirk’s death has Butker absolutely RATTLED
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I too find Joe Walsh’s Turn to Stone reminiscent of Sodom’s destruction by The Lord
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thunderbirds just buzzed my house 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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of all the cases one could cite for the premise that “reliance is not the watchword of stare decisis,” my opponent chose Dobbs. A curious choice.
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when I used to try cases, I would tell witnesses (especially cops) not to fight with lawyers on cross because you, the witness, will always look worse

I see that either no one gave the FBI director that advice, or he declined to follow it
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SWALWELL: Did you ever tell the AG that Trump's name is in the Epstein files

PATEL: The AG and I have had numerous discussions about the entirety of the Epstein files

S: Did you tell AG that Trump's name is in the files?

P: *crashes out*

S: We'll take your evasiveness as consciousness of guilt