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"Holy Moses, I have been deceived. Now the wind has changed direction, and I'll have to leave. Wont you please excuse my frankness, but it's not my cup of tea. Holy Moses, I have been deceived."- B. Taupin

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@PennyCees @pennycees.bsky.social · 1d

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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

The GOP's genetic mixture is 50/50. 50% family, and 50% moonshine.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

"Chair...TV...syringe...leather restraints...man...stun gun"

I passed.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

A penny for your trots.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

Ask not...what your country can do for poo.

Ask what you can poo...for your country.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

Well, Don, you had a good year. Even though you did not win the Nobel Peace prize, at least you became the...NOPE! #Nobel #Trump

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

The Swedish Nobel committee is just racist against white people.

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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is wearing headphones

ALT: a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is wearing headphones

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bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 1d

Never underestimate the stupidity of the stupid, when they stupidly stupid in large stupid groups. It's really stupid.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe if he goes and hangs out in Alaska next year, he could be in the running for fattest asshole.

bitey2.bsky.social @bitey2.bsky.social · 2d

If Trump could lose a few pounds, learn to run 1 and 1/4 miles, turn Stephen Miller into his jockey, and sign an executive order declaring himself a thoroughbred, maybe he could win 'Mother of the Year'....because he's NONE of those things either. #NobelPeacePrize