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Bitter Jurors

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 5h

the jacob derwin shade… oh this place isn’t safe for me

Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 5h

some complaints about survivor could be resolved by putting your phone in the other room

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 18h

Rizo does crack me up. “I don’t give a fuck about Matt” sent me #Survivor

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 18h

Michele’s puzzle kick moment your crown is slipping… #Survivor

Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 18h

Sophie… we hear you! And you’re right!! #Survivor

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 18h

Shannon and Kristina linking up… ok maybe there’s hope for this season!! #Survivor

Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 18h

I’ve felt very close to Jesus the past few months.

Wait, I love that.

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 21h

welcome back abi-maria #survivor

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Izzy @flutedyke.bsky.social · 21h

Met Shannon in Boston, and all she had to say was that Paige and me looked like siblings. And then when she realized we didn’t like that she tried to correct by saying her and her boyfriend look related too. That was the whole interaction.
#survivor49

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 21h

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 21h

sophie was real af for that #survivor

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 21h

Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.

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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 21h

They just played a Zohran commercial featuring several #Survivor alumni.

Absolutely wild.

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 22h

why is blue one of the swap tribes? hello? is that not the obvious tribe to dissolve? #survivor

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 22h

“a lot of numbers involved in survivor” girl he’s running out of things to say… #survivor

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[insert clever bluesky display name later] @tvinthewoods.bsky.social · 2d

Two tribes?! Make her executive producer.

Banded Sea Krait, the best player of survivor 49

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 2d

the concept of never being on a tribe with either of the 50 returnees ohhhh I'd be punching the air 😭

Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 2d

A new promo officially reveals the 2 (!) new tribes from the #Survivor49 swap

SPOILERS BELOW!!!
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NEW HINA
Jawan 🔴
Nate 🔴
Rizo 🔴
Savannah 🔴
Jason 🟡
Matt 🟡
Sophi 🔵

NEW KELE
Kristina 🟡
MC 🟡
Sophie 🟡
Steven 🟡
Sage 🔴
Shannon 🔴
Alex 🔵

Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 7d

i’ve been with the same boyfriend for 4.5 years- never cheated

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 7d

bhanu haters how ya feelin

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 7d

like it’s day 6 and they’ve lost 3 challenges i don’t care. what’s worse being on a disaster tribe or being asked to cry about the 8th one in the franchise but this time no one on the tribe has been sympathetic since the premiere? other disaster tribes had stephenie or denise this one has jeremiah

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 7d

yo i would love to be watching survivor rn

Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 7d

CAMP ROCK #survivor

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 7d

god i feel so bad this was the rhap event episode #survivor

Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 7d

#survivor

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Bitter Jurors @bitterjurorspod.bsky.social · 14d

our guest this week is the one and only STAR from survivor 48! we record tonight - reply to this post with your questions for star!

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