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Blackmarch
@blackmarch.bsky.social
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Fiction writer and comedian, hopefully more active here than the other place. The one with the Dead Bird. That one. You know it. I do a lot of 18+ stuff! So, you know, be warned! #fanfiction #fiction #writing #commissions
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · Jan 20


Art, Cover Art even, for my fic (18+) 'Bench Warmer: A Naruto SI'!

archiveofourown.org/works/298343...

Done by the most talented and amazing-

@tench.bsky.social

-as a commission! Amazing work for an affordable price!

Thanks again, Tench!
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 18h
My choice to buy a futon has played out to its natural conclusion. No change.

Checkmate, Illiberals!
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 20h
Oooh. So, another thing that I didn't hear about. Like Theranos, but 'you can live forever'? And it didn't work out?

Sucks to be them, I guess.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 20h
Hey, now, watching Kramer fuck up could be kinda funny.

Russ needs to go back to clown school.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 20h
The things people do, man.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 20h
Oh. I thought he lost it and decided he was going to Minecraft himself some candy cubes to build a wall.

*Damn it*
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 20h
A candy what.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 20h
Oh, yeah. Shit. That's right. Fuck.

'We're going to cut money for this medicine research to save it for life extension, so that we can be god kings. This is a foolproof plan. We are very smart.'

'The life extension was part of the medicine research! It's all medicine, you maniacs!'

'*No*.'
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 20h
Oh, god, that happened? When? Where? How?
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 20h
It's also hard because, tbh, these guys are a special kind of stupid. Hollow voids for brain cases. It's the 'average guy tries to write a smart guy' problem in reverse.

Also, these people are all dark tetrad motherfuckers, and that's a kind of evil I'm *glad* I can't model.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 1d
*Internal and external screaming*
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 2d
No one Drummer should have this much power.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 2d
The Jimmy Hoffa thing and the specifics of Epstein's shuffling off of this mortal coil are like...the only things I hit on in this chart.

I just found out I'm very boring.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 2d
I wasn't using that skin anyway!
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 2d
Sounds like a smart guy. :p
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 6d
I'm sorry to hear it, man. Stay strong. We'll get through it together.

And fuck these assholes.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 6d
Those amphibian hip thrusts are going to be what fixes our timeline, borkle.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 7d
Yeh. Understandable. I have a hard enough time using Discord. How people can use this place without sweating about *whatever* is beyond me.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 7d
The bumbliest lad past the Colorado.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 7d
#Naruto #Fanfiction #Story #+18

MORE OF THAT GOOD STUFF IS NOW OUT. HERE.

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www.patreon.com/posts/only-p...

subscribestar.adult/posts/2061004

Story: archiveofourown.org/works/298343...
Only Peeps: Bench Warmer Ch 43
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 8d
He saw Megalopolis, and his entire worldview shifted immediately. It took him days to recover.

Adam Driver is in the presidential restroom being interrogated about the location of the Megalon formula, as an aside, but we aren't talking about him.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 11d
The Storywealth Mod Collection helps a lot...but, yeah. FO4 kinda...blows.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 11d
Oof. Sorry to hear that. Uh... Hm. That does make things sorta hard, yeh.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 11d
Mods these days are actually pretty good, if you're willing to use them. Gigastructures sounds like something you'd like, maybe. *nod nods*
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 11d
what are your opinions on bitcoin (racks slide)
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 11d
So fucking tired of these people, man.

Christ.
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