Black Shades
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
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Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 6h
Flirting with strangers and the sun today.
#staygold
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 1d
You don’t need a reason to look good. Just do it for the plot.
#staygold
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 2d
Romanticize your errands. They’re basically a montage.
#staygold
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 3d
If you can’t find the light, become it. ☀️
#staygold
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 4d
Current mood: slightly mysterious, definitely hot.
#staygold
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 5d
Somewhere between “main character” and “menace to society.”
#staygold
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 6d
We all have that one friend who is the vibe. Be that friend.
#staygold
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 7d
The “I’m fine” starter pack: shades, silence, and an iced coffee.
#staygold
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 8d
I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing the sun.
#staygold
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 9d
Being delusional is self-care.
#staygold
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 10d
Some people go to therapy. Some people put on sunglasses and disappear for a bit.
#staygold
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 11d
Festivals are just adult daycare with louder music.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 11d
Game day isn’t about football. It’s about how unhinged your group chat gets.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 12d
Festivals don’t test your stamina. They test your liver, your friendships, and your ability to find the porta potty in under 30 seconds.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 12d
Festival math: 1 beer = 3 trips to the porta potty = 10 missed songs.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 13d
Sunburn is just the universe gaslighting you for having fun.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 14d
My toxic trait is thinking “one more drink” is character development.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 15d
I don’t blackout, I just time travel to the worst part of the night.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 16d
If you see me vibing in the corner, no you didn’t.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 17d
Every friend group has that one person who disappears for 2 hours and comes back with nachos.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 17d
Imagine being the sun and thinking you can outshine me.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 18d
Tailgating is just camping with higher stakes and better snacks.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 19d
If we go missing at a festival, don’t send a search party. Send snacks.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 20d
Current vibe: blocking bad energy like SPF 100.
Black Shades
@blackshadesusa.bsky.social
· 21d
Sea turtles been around for 100+ million years and you’re telling me you can’t text back?
