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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆

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winner of big elephant: rivals. librarian at [small suburb of chicago] public library. i stan girlie pops, gays, and midwesterners, it’s the law.

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · May 7

can’t believe i got a quention

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 11h

yes i stan claudia yes i stan armand we exist

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 11h

oh maybe i should watch the other big brother seasons

🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 11h

if i was gonna watch tar what’s a good season

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 11h

TYRION/CERSEI I THINK MORE INCEST WOULD HELP THE SITUATION ACTUALLY

🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 13h

u answered your own question it’s a cubs game lol

Maddi @madditalksbb.bsky.social · 13h

seated for the cubs game 🙂‍↕️💙

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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 13h

We did it everyone! We got Hollywood to recognize he’s not just a cringe musician, a phony nuisance on set, and an alleged sex predator he’s finally now unmarketable box office poison headed to movie jail.

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 23h

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 13h

(yes i’m aware about aegon vi, that’s also part of it, robb wasn’t really his brother, and jon ignores all warning signs about aegon to keep This Brother)(yg something something my dad is gay & the other was an incest freak & now i’m repeating cycles also is everything a lie) (then he blows up)

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 14h

um is jon/aegon vi problematic. i don’t mean this in that reverse conqueror way, i mean like, what if you were jon & you had finally come to terms with your inferiority issues re: perfect trueborn siblings & your fucked up conception story & then aegon appears behind him like that simpsons meme

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 14h

thramsay but not in the show, ramsay isn’t weird enough, pathetic enough, or leatherface enough in the show, in the books he genuinely treats theon like a beloved & stupid dog & it’s much more interesting. theon says at one point that “reek belongs to ramsay AND ramsay belongs to reek” that’s love

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 14h

the twins & tyrion are out here justifying things through 70 layers of delusion, meanwhile euron just straight up is like “i Love to torture my brothers, that’s my favorite past time l bc i enjoy terrifying them” theon’s whole family calls him a whore & he sets winterfell on fire over it that’s fun!

🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 14h

i like the greyjoys bc the whole family dynamic is just abuse stripped bare, no romanticizing & projecting the way the lannisters or targs do, we’re just being straight evil to each other……but To Me there’s something romantic in saving the worst of your evil for the people closest to you

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 14h

i LOVE the greyjoys, the way a lot of people are lannister stans is how i’m a greyjoy stan, that’s a fucked up lil family and i’m obsessed with them

🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 16h

i wish they had sweeter ales at trader joe’s, i had this dreamcicle one at a bar once & when i say it was genuinely as sweet as like, a dreamcicle soda, i loved it

🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 16h

i got two ~ales~ and a carrot cake & the cash register laughed at me lmao

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 17h

ROOSECAT; nothing is sexier than two haters together + catelyn thinks about holding theon’s flayed skin to her heart as a token when roose gives it to her + something something vampires & zombies fucking

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 20h

exactlyyy, like davos okay sure, he’s happily married & u can ignore him saying his tongue belongs to stannis (lmfao) but stannis “only fucks his wife once a year & longest intimate relationship is with a knight he keeps promoting above his station who his wife hates” baratheon is not straight lol

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 20h

come defend your man omg @adjii.bsky.social

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 20h

i’m trying to think of genuinely spicy ships, like if you ask reddit they’ll say stavos is problematic bc “they’re not gay” (they are), no i’m talking actually disturbing this is asoiaf go big or go home

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 22h

MAEKAR/BAELOR; what if you were gay and your family usually married siblings but then your dad decided to marry everyone out and you got fixated on your perfect older brother and then you [redacted for spoilers] and your father never spoke to you again!

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 23h

cersei/taena; i think cersei’s chapters are so sad bc of how much she longs for ✨groupies✨ cersei is so fixated on giving taena favors & patronizingly caring for her, and all the while taena is SPYING ON HER that lady doesn’t give a FUCK (but maybe she’ll catch feelings idk i love toxic yuri)

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 23h

theonsa but i’m talking about In Da Books, yes i know he’s significantly grosser & older & more fucked up physically, that’s the appeal, that his father calls him a “whore” for the starks and he calls himself ramsay’s whore….and then he becomes sansa’s “whore” willingly. criston cole could never!!

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 23h

abusing your brother so profoundly that he reshapes his entire religious worldview to make himself jesus christ and you satan is fine, so long as you give him a lil smooch just before you tie him to the prow of your ship

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 23h

AND IF I STARTED WITH AERON/EURON WHAT THEN

🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 1d

for every like i will post one problematic asoiaf ship

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sweet lauren k @sapphoazula.bsky.social · 1d

the princess of the whole world btw. died for all of our sins

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🔆a bodacious bisexual🔆 @blanketing.bsky.social · 1d

claudia has suffered more than jesus christ btw

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