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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑

@bleuman.bsky.social

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In short, I'm a Democrat who is extremely disappointed with the current state of our country and needs fellow Democrats to fight back! And so nobody thinks I'm not real/human, my name is Evan, and I'm from Alabama (I'm not pleased to admit that either).

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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · 3d

So now MAGAs think it’s funny, cool, and mature to answer legitimate questions from reporters with phrases like “Your Mom”. Essentially, they think acting like a 10 year-old makes them look/sound tough and like a badass.

Someone needs to tell their spouses to divorce these morons ASAP.

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · 18d

Hearing any MAGAs complain about this and talk about how he’s not American? It’s just further proof of what happens when you don’t do your research 🙄 🤦‍♂️.

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · 28d

Anyone who’s dumb enough to believe this s*** (the entire Trump administration) probably has a sign where their brain is supposed to be that says “Space for Rent”.

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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Sep 21

Dishonest? Low rated? That idiot knows he just described Trump, right?

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Sep 18

He’s nothing but a Grade-A snowflake, just like the entire Trump administration and their minion followers.

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Sep 17

Quoting Sam Elliott? You win again 👏 👏.

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Sep 17

Your comment wins the internet today 🤣 🤣.

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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Sep 16

Fox News Host Greg Gutfield says the argument of political violence happening on both sides “Doesn’t matter”, “It doesn’t fly”, and “We don’t care”, that the murder of Melissa Hortman was somehow different because “Nobody knew her”.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

MAGA hypocrisy at its finest.

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Sep 15

Let me get this straight:

Charlie Kirk’s wife/widow is now demanding that Taylor Swift not make her next event any bigger than her late husband’s upcoming “Celebration of Life” event.

Mrs. Kirk, take note here. Taylor Swift didn’t cause your late husband’s death, so don’t take it out on her.

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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Sep 15

Another glorified ass kisser. Throw him out, PLEASE!!

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Sep 3

While driving down the interstate to my now ex-girlfriend's house, and in a movie theater (thankfully, nobody else was sitting near us).

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 26

You're very beautiful. I'd love to be your friend 🥰 🥰.

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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 20

a person is holding a small violin in their hand with the caption poor thing .

ALT: a person is holding a small violin in their hand with the caption poor thing .

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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 20

What's not true about this? 🤷 🤷

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 14

Oh, this just keeps getting better. The U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia charged someone with a felony for throwing a Subway sandwich at a federal agent. A freakin' Subway sandwich? Sure, that's awful but when you assault and injure Capitol Police officers, you get pardoned. Got it.

🤦 🤦 🤦

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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 13

Lol, sorry about that. My mistake. Though I've gotten better about not doing so, I still occasionally jump the gun/make quick assumptions about other people's comments. Glad to hear that you're on our side 😊 💙.

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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 13

I hope he keeps living there. It's only going to make Trump's already obvious mental and cognitive decline even worse and we'll see it every time it happens.

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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 13

Do your research, genius. The claims that Obama was born in Kenya, which were part of a conspiracy theory called "The Birther Movement", was debunked in 2011 thanks to the release of Obama's long-form birth certificate by the White House. It showed he was born in a hospital in Hawaii.

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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 12

So, Benny Johnson comes up with the genius idea to start a White House Press Briefing by asking Karoline Leavitt if President Trump will give "Big Balls" the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

For doing what, exactly? I'd love to hear his reasoning for this absolutely ridiculous idea.

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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 8

The question is: Where did Trump find that dildo? Does he have a secret stash of them in the White House or something so he can use them whenever Melania denies him intimacy?

Just a thought.....🤷 🤷.

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 8

I called her out by reminding her about Trump pardoning 1,500 violent criminals who assaulted Capitol Police officers, yet there she was acting like he's a Godsend. I decided not to engage with her after that because it's quite entertaining to watch Trumpers make complete fools out of themselves.

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 8

I saw a post on Instagram where Trump horribly mispronounced the name of a former quarterback at Alabama (Tua Tagovailoa) and an obvious Trumper chimed in by gushing over "what a great President he is". Someone called her out and it was quite amusing to see her try to defend her reasoning 😅 😅 😅.

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❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 8

And yet "Border Czar" Tom Homan still wonders why ICE and its agents are constantly being hated on and criticized.

Gee, that's a total mystery to me 🤔 🤔.

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 8

That's perfect. You just made my day with this 👏 👏 👏.

❌ 👑 Blueman ❌ 👑 @bleuman.bsky.social · Aug 8

Well, I never thought of it that way, and never intended for it to sound that way but I apologize if it came across as offensive. I know people who are either intellectually or mentally disabled and don't like it when others degrade them. So I'll do my best to refrain from using that word again.