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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM

@bluesmobile.bsky.social

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Chief Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM. Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis. Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · Nov 11

A lot of people are saying that my 44-year nitrous oxide addiction and multiple marriages and divorces to Cheryl have left me no choice but to become a lowly Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM.

But they are only 99% right.

I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah, it’s all downhill from here.

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 5h

OK, this is MORE proof that we’re living in a bug-riddled simulation running on Microsoft Vista …

Did Democrats just trade John Fetterman for Large Marge Trailer Park Greene?

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 5h

“Deanna, maybe this is just the nitrous oxide talking, but your happiness is my happiness.”

- Nitrous Oxide

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 5h

It could be worse.

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 7h

Wow.

Thanks for saying that.

We can go to bed now.

Shut it down Peachii.

That’s a wrap.

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 7h

“It was then that you were locked in my trunk. “

Bluesmobile 4:20

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 8h

Maggie Reed is a gatdam National Treasure.

Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 8h

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 8h

See a difference?

Yeah, me neither.

#NaziGermany #NaziAmerica

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 9h

FIXED IT: the United States is deploying about 200 troops to Israel to desperately bid for a Nobel Peace Prize and distract from child-raping billionaires in the Epstein files.

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 9h

NEWS: The United States is deploying about 200 troops to Israel to help support and monitor the ceasefire deal in Gaza, U.S. officials said Thursday. (AP)

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 9h

Imagine if Adolf Hitler had become completely senile and would do whatever they told him.

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 9h

Indicting Comey and James would be like picking a fight with Bruce Lee and Muhammad Ali in their primes.

These are two bad ass prosecutors.

Coming after them is just gonna get your ass kicked real bad.

REAL bad.

And THEN get sued.

Honestly, it’s not the heat. It’s the stupidity.

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 9h

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 9h

He will note be missed.

Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 9h

Looks like a crime seen.

Police suspect the rubber duck‘s husband.

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 9h

“You can’t pray for freedom while being an instrument of oppression.”

- Maggie Reed

Gatdam #TruthHurts

#NaziAmerica

Maggie Reed @mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social · 1d

Hypocrisy in its lowest form

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 9h

Cmon Jack.

Don’t leave me hangin’!

@just-jack-1.bsky.social

Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 10h

a cartoon drawing of a hand holding a red stamp

ALT: a cartoon drawing of a hand holding a red stamp

media.tenor.com

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 10h

Except THESE ham sandwiches are going to kick the living shit out of these prosecutors AND THEN turn around and sue them blind.

Up top Jack.

two men are sitting at a table talking to each other on a talk show .

ALT: two men are sitting at a table talking to each other on a talk show .

media.tenor.com

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 16h

What the fuck dude?!

You’re in my shot.

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 16h

#TruthHurts

Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 1d

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 16h

Gat dam!

Yes.

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 16h

Democrat + Massive Stroke = Republikkkan

Luca Migo ❌👑 @victinibcn.bsky.social · 16h

Fetterman was the only democrat senator to vote against putting checks on Trump’s ability to use deadly forces against cartels.
He was also one of the first senators to congratulate Trump for his “peace deal” with Israel and Hamas.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Senate Republicans vote against check on Trump using deadly force against cartels

First vote in Congress on military campaign that White House says has hit four vessels and killed at least 21 people

www.theguardian.com

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 16h

Lots and lots of spit on those donuts.

As for the cream filling, well …

Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 16h

Did Kristi Meth Gnome say they arrested my girlfriend?
@peachiikimaf.bsky.social

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