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Discö Fränkënstëin

@bobjanke.bsky.social

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Gruff but lovable rogue I know who DB Cooper is Not FDIC insured Past performance does not guarantee future results Non-Attorney spokesperson https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 16h

We need turquoise jewelry to make a come back. That's how you knew who to hit on

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 1d

Since the government shut down a month ago I've made $1800 buying beer for teenagers and keeping the change

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 2d

[Doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart and blood starts spraying everywhere]: OH NO I DID IT WRONG

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 17d

MAMA MIA!

Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 17d

Tomorrow is going to suck taking down all of these Christopher Columbus decorations

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 23d

I just bought Bluesky with a $10 Harbor Freight Money coupon and three stretched out paper clips

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Sep 10

Are you sure. I just want to be sure

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Sep 10

the jerk store called they're running out of paprika

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Sep 6

First that guy steals a hat from that kid. Then the lady takes that baseball. It could just me but maybe little kids need to be tougher.

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Sep 6

I'd ask you for some recommendations but it obviously isn't working

Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Sep 6

Well, I'm glad somebody is getting their news from early March

Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Sep 6

Just so you know, you're the last person on Earth that's still talking about that

Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Sep 4

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Aug 27

Yes I heard your horn the first time a split second after the light turned green. Why do you think I'm typing this.

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Aug 20

Sydney Sweeney is in my driveway trashing my car with a baseball bat boy were you guys right about her

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Aug 13

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fool me a third time hey this is a pretty good scam can i get in on this

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Aug 11

I know Jesus was a carpenter but I think he would've been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Aug 11

Tell me about it

Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Aug 10

My weight loss goal is to have an old man pelvis so it looks like my legs go straight up into my back

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Aug 10

they have long term treatments for traumatic brain injuries now you should ask about it

I Am Job @iamjobe.bsky.social · Aug 10

you must be a nazi

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Aug 9

I thought you were Canadian

Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Aug 9

Let's just get you muted there little fella

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Aug 9

It's a little early in the day why don't you try switching back to beer for a while

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Aug 9

You - and that means you personally - are everything that's wrong with social media

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Discö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · Aug 9

I can't tell you how happy I am that you guys are over here

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