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bobjanke.bsky.social
Discö Fränkënstëin
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Gruff but lovable rogue I know who DB Cooper is Not FDIC insured Past performance does not guarantee future results Non-Attorney spokesperson https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09
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We need turquoise jewelry to make a come back. That's how you knew who to hit on
Since the government shut down a month ago I've made $1800 buying beer for teenagers and keeping the change
[Doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart and blood starts spraying everywhere]: OH NO I DID IT WRONG
Tomorrow is going to suck taking down all of these Christopher Columbus decorations
I just bought Bluesky with a $10 Harbor Freight Money coupon and three stretched out paper clips
Are you sure. I just want to be sure
the jerk store called they're running out of paprika
First that guy steals a hat from that kid. Then the lady takes that baseball. It could just me but maybe little kids need to be tougher.
I'd ask you for some recommendations but it obviously isn't working
Well, I'm glad somebody is getting their news from early March
Just so you know, you're the last person on Earth that's still talking about that
I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me
Yes I heard your horn the first time a split second after the light turned green. Why do you think I'm typing this.
Sydney Sweeney is in my driveway trashing my car with a baseball bat boy were you guys right about her
Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fool me a third time hey this is a pretty good scam can i get in on this
I know Jesus was a carpenter but I think he would've been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing
My weight loss goal is to have an old man pelvis so it looks like my legs go straight up into my back
they have long term treatments for traumatic brain injuries now you should ask about it
you must be a nazi
I thought you were Canadian
Let's just get you muted there little fella
It's a little early in the day why don't you try switching back to beer for a while
You - and that means you personally - are everything that's wrong with social media
I can't tell you how happy I am that you guys are over here