Lisa
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Lisa
@bonsaibaobab.bsky.social
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Baja Arizonan, sister, aunt, pet lover, master of sarcasm, hopefully as kind as I mean to be
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Currently searching all the words to find the appropriate verbal gymnastics to claim this is totally fine.
If he gets 9 more punches on his 'I don't know' card, he gets a new MAGA travel cup!
Maybe if the priest was in jail in Nigeria, then the administration would care?
You made a picture of Mike Johnson!
And yet, his incompetence doesn't slow down the corruption in the slightest!
I tried reading that, but I had to take a break when I could feel my brain cells catching on fire.
Hey, if you buy something expensive, you wanna show it off, right?
He's going to need to lose two elections in a row to be able to hang out with Martha McSally and Kari Lake.
It's like being hit repeatedly with a bag of oranges while also having diarrhea.
I'm not allowed to touch my 401K until retirement without penalties. Might have to anyway since I haven't landed a job yet.
I think I must have been just a little in front and to the right of you!
Can I ask why taunting the lying shitweasel here means making him look feminine? If he wants to look girly, fine. If he wants to be openly gay, that would be fine too. It's being a lying sycophant that's the problem, right?
Does it have to be your own pee? Is there an expiry date?
I can get to the original King Kong in two or three, depending on how it's counted.

Not sure how I never thought about it before, but I can get to Kevin Bacon in three.
Is this a typical sports thing?
I think it was spelled hoppes
Arizona has its issues, but we don't do that here!
I had 3 foster babies that needed special formula of some kind. WIC didn't cover all of what we needed, but it made things manageable.
It's disheartening to see that after weeks of problems, that there's no actual solution mentioned here. They're thinking about thinking about it, I guess?
If I was the barista cow, I would have grabbed the baby, insisted on photos, and may or may not have returned bovine baby.