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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 16h

My son (10) asked me if he could write articles for Buried Treasure so he could earn some money. I said sure, if he wrote at least 250 words and edited his work before filing it. So he did! Here's his review of Gems of War:

buried-treasure.org/2025/10/toby...

Please do leave a kind comment.

Toby Reviews: Gems Of War – Buried Treasure

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 14h

I guess I titled this post with the words I would have used if I were linking it here:

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It's Like Chris Pratt Saw 2025's Worst Film And Said 'Hold My Beer'

Where 'screen-life' meets 'screen-death' - MERCY looks like War of the Worlds 2.0

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 15h

I was really impressed by his understanding of irony.

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 16h

My son (10) asked me if he could write articles for Buried Treasure so he could earn some money. I said sure, if he wrote at least 250 words and edited his work before filing it. So he did! Here's his review of Gems of War:

buried-treasure.org/2025/10/toby...

Please do leave a kind comment.

Toby Reviews: Gems Of War – Buried Treasure

buried-treasure.org

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 1d

Chronoquartz by @infinitestairs.bsky.social is an outstandingly smart timeloop RPG puzzle game that had me cheering its cleverness throughout!

buried-treasure.org/2025/10/chro...

Please support Buried Treasure with teeny bits of money: www.patreon.com/c/buriedtrea...

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 1d

(I don't think this video is AI, btw. I think it's Unreal. But it's still so stunning tone deaf.)

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 1d

I really hope so. Anywhere other than SF, so I can afford a hotel again.

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 1d

GDC was one of my favourite things. It had many flaws, but it was a place that celebrated independent development like nothing else, and was so positive.

I hate this. I hate that it thinks there's a desire for it to be even more corporate, announcing it's "uniting the B2B games ecosystem" ffs.

Game Developers Conference @officialgdc.bsky.social · 2d

A New Era Awaits!

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 1d

Chronoquartz by @infinitestairs.bsky.social is an outstandingly smart timeloop RPG puzzle game that had me cheering its cleverness throughout!

buried-treasure.org/2025/10/chro...

Please support Buried Treasure with teeny bits of money: www.patreon.com/c/buriedtrea...

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 3d

Somehow, I don't think I've ever done a "let's start over" gag before.

kotaku.com/nintendo-jus...

Nintendo Just Shared A Mystery Pixar-Like Animated Short

Could it be something to do with the Super Mario Galaxy movie?

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 4d

I've also written about why Nintendo's approach of bankrupting individuals for the rest of their lives in its profitless campaign against piracy is cruel and pointless.

kotaku.com/nintendo-swi...

Nintendo Demands $4.5 Million From Switch Piracy Reddit Mod

After being ignored by Archbox, Nintendo is pushing for a default ruling

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 4d

Today I've written a piece about my fears for Pokémon TCG and Magic: The Gathering, as they put all their focus on adult collectors and in doing so are losing a generation of younger players of the games:

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Pokémon And Magic Risk Losing An Entire Generation Of Players

Short-term profits from scalper-driven markets and quick-cash tie-ins do not invest in the future

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 7d

Hey, you, I reviewed the Lego Game Boy. It's an actual masterpiece.

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The Lego Game Boy Is A Masterpiece

This is the most enjoyable Lego build I've ever done

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 8d

I wrote about CloverPit, the horror fruit machine roguelite. And if that genre description doesn't intrigue you, then I'm so sorry.

kotaku.com/slot-machine...

Steam's Latest Hit Is A Creepy, Murderous Slot Machine

CloverPit is a post-Balatro roguelite about an evil one-armed bandit

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 8d

Thanks!

John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 8d

I wrote about CloverPit, the horror fruit machine roguelite. And if that genre description doesn't intrigue you, then I'm so sorry.

kotaku.com/slot-machine...

Steam's Latest Hit Is A Creepy, Murderous Slot Machine

CloverPit is a post-Balatro roguelite about an evil one-armed bandit

kotaku.com

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 9d

Surely The Pokémon Company absolutely cannot care about the issues of scalping and scarcity if it's deliberately inducing further frenzies by adding rarities like this?

Kotaku @kotakudotcom.bsky.social · 9d

Pokémon's latest set, Mega Evolution, has cards so impossibly rare that it's started another gold rush https://kotaku.com/pokemon-tcg-mega-evolution-gold-cards-pull-rate-2000630564

Pokémon's New Set Has Cards So Rare It's Started A Gold Rush

Mega Evolution's two gold cards are possibly the hardest to pull of all time

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 9d

(I was wrong about the accent!)

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 9d

It was Cuboy!

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 9d

I solved it all by myself!

It was Cuboy, a Newgrounds series from 2009 that has never been released anywhere else.

How do I get Will Arbuckle and Andy Dennis to remaster these for Steam?

www.newgrounds.com/series/cuboy

Cuboy

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 9d

That's not it, but it looks amazing!

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 9d

I wonder if you can solve this one for me? I'm trying to remember a game, in which you played a cube-shaped character in a cuboid world, who spoke with a Northern English accent. It was extremely funny. And I haven't been able to remember what it was forever.

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 12d

You know how we know climate change is a real and dangerous thing, and yet it's so hard to FEEL it?

Yesterday at the reptile shop I heard the owner explain to some tortoise owners, "Winters here aren't cold enough any more for tortoises to hybernate."

That kind of brought it home.

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 11d

I wonder what Roland Rat is up to these days.

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 12d

You know how we know climate change is a real and dangerous thing, and yet it's so hard to FEEL it?

Yesterday at the reptile shop I heard the owner explain to some tortoise owners, "Winters here aren't cold enough any more for tortoises to hybernate."

That kind of brought it home.

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