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Brawnald Dangerson

@brawnald.bsky.social

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Excepted Texan, autodidactic manual laborer, goofier than you'd expect, wife guy 💍 godzillapie.bsky.social ❤️

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 9d

Disclaimer: you need to have read at least one book for adults before arguing with me

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 20m

Lunatic French
I know you're out there

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 26m

They're scary from afar but in person conservatives are just annoying. You can't just talk to them without brushing against the borders of their fabricated reality and causing them to freak out and start spewing propaganda like a pull string doll.

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 29m

Americans love condemning the "corruption" of countries we've ruined through colonial extraction and installation of a puppet government

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 37m

I dream of a world where we just condemn all western politicians as Epstein associates and punish them accordingly. No evidence needed. Just a likely assumption.

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 45m

Well off white people love saying that the US just recently became fascist

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 1h

It's cool that we can't vote to not be constantly surveilled and scammed

dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 1h

more people should examine the FISA court’s opinions because you would see, even though it failed at the time, the DOJ’s goal is an AI exemption to the 4th amdt. it doesn’t matter who’s president. these things are well supported.

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 1h

Let this be a lesson, liberals. Actually get to know who people are before celebrating what is ostensibly a "girlboss"

Metaphor Man @metaphorman.bsky.social · 1h

Machado’s party is generously funded by USAID and the National Endowment for Democracy (a group that kindly installs new leaders when electorates make the wrong choice)

If you still doubt Machado’s patriotism, you should know she is a big advocate for the sanctions that are starving Venezuelans

Venezuelan woman who begged Trump to bomb her country wins Nobel Peace Prize

María Corina Machado has become the first person since Barack Obama to win the Nobel Peace Prize for doing absolutely nothing.

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 12h

American Beauty 2 and it's all about the plastic bag

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 12h

It grew a lot of sizes while he was stealing Christmas. He was doing it for the sexual thrill. Then his heart grew in the post nut clarity. I've actually never read it.

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 14h

Unsolicited Kick pic

Kick Citrus Soda. Above the label it reads "WARNING: Contains stuff you don't even want to know about!"

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 15h

Only so much can rest on a foundation of astroturf

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · Oct 5

Danzig leaping off the couch to quickly put up decorations halfway through October because he remembered Halloween

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 17h

Do these freaks just spend all day complaining that the women they encounter in life don't have cartoonish large knockers? Walking up to a cashier like, "Ugh. Where are your giant breasts? What is this woke nonsense?"

Ana Valens | 🔞 | Comms Open @acvalens.net · 19h

Gamers’ brains are so cooked dude. The woman on the right is gorgeous and beautiful. Straight gamer men literally can’t find normal women attractive anymore.

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 17h

Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado on the Nobel Prize win!

Failed Bolivian coup leader Jeanine Anez holding up a comically large bible

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 20h

"Water wet"

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 21h

The liberal eye looks at the CIA plant and sees only a girl boss

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 21h

Refusing to say mean things to fascists and not apologizing for your terror are incompatible notions

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 21h

I hate when I'm tricked into following a radlib saying something sensible and then they gush over the Venezuelan woman running for president on the CIA platform winning the Nobel Peace Prize

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 21h

Fighting for democracy is when you try to sell your government to the US

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 22h

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Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 22h

Sticking hard and fast to Zionism in 2025 just feels like trying to get a rise out of people. Like a political GG Allin.

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 23h

Communism is when the billionaire president does state capitalism

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 23h

My trick was to throw it across the room if I reached for it. Eventually I broke the habit.

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 23h

28 Years Later really felt like Danny Boyle wanted to shit all over people who liked 28 Days Later more than he wanted to make art worth existing

Brawnald Dangerson @brawnald.bsky.social · 23h

Me, somehow. I was very surprised.