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I am British, the resulting dryness of my sense of humour...

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 6d

This is how it's done.

Masked armed individuals refusing to identify themselves could just be pretending to be police in the facilitation of their criminal activity.

You don't know if they're armed kidnappers or not.

More of this please.

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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 5h

How the media are gaslighting trans people

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 15h

Live RFK reaction:

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 15h

Nige and Rick should really go on this angle of attack. Oh please, attack Zack for changing his name. Please keep doing that Nige!

Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 15h

Greens growing. Reform ratttled.

PS - I changed my name back to my family's original Jewish name because I'm proud of being Jewish. If Tice think that makes me a weirdo, I think that makes him an antisemite.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Tice "green party leader Zack Polanski is a weirdo. Changed his name, claimed hypnosis could increase women's breast size, thinks me should compete in women's sport, thinks women can have a penis. Other than that he's fine. Vote Green. Get weirdo."

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 15h

This is exactly how a mentally balanced individual would reply to being called stupid on the internet:

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Gloom🌺 @oddish.net · 2d

Important Reminder

Bell Curve meme showing the Simpleton Wojak labeled with Microsoft Excel, the Midwit Wojak labeled with Stata, R, PowerBI, etc., and the Enlightened Wojak labeled with Microsoft Excel.

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 16h

Naaaaah bro...

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 19h

Ok, that Zack Polanski wojak is *chef's kiss*

David Chriscole @devilishaccord.bsky.social · 4d

Meanwhile on Twixter @mothinali.bsky.social gives feedback to a posters recent artwork. 😂💚

Image of tweet from Green Party Deputy Leader Mothin Ali responding to artwork posted by 'Labourball'. Artwork reads "Green Party Abolish Bad Things" and contains cartoon characters that approximate the likeness of both Mothin and Green Party Leader Zack Polanski.
Mothin's response is: "C'mon my beard is longer that that!"

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d

@bluerepublik

Hot take but this is a wildly effective form of protest because there's no way you can claim the unicorn suit person who is twerking is a violent revolutionary who needs to be pepper sprayed and not look insane

[pic of the balloon costumes like a dinosaur, maybe a lemur and a unicorn protesting]

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 20h

A story in 1 photo, and 1 AI slop comic.

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 20h

15+ point landslide

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 20h

Got banned from a sub for absolutely no reason, then the bot muted me so I can't even appeal it.

Fucking clanker.

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 21h

Is this a joke?

Nobel Peace Prize 2025: Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins

Nominations closed in January but US President Donald Trump had led a public campaign to win the award.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Ashlee @groovyash.bsky.social · 7d

time to bring back bullying

Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 9d

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

By Tyler Cowen

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Scott agrees: FREE LINK @scottdagostino.ca · 2d

I was wrong: we need to bring back bullying 😬

Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 2d

it's real and it's spectacular

another young tory from the article. man, frizzy black hair wrapped in a union jack holding a diet pepper. what could i possibly say that these choices don't already?

another young tory from the article. man, large black plastic glasses with a blue suit and tie holding his hand at his midsection like
napoleon. his expression that says his father will sue you if you punch him but you're definitely gonna punch him anyway.

another young tory from the article. young woman, shoulder length brown hair, pink blouse and black pants. she's looks fine actually but you know she's not because she's in an article about young tories. what cute young leftist hurt her? she won't say.

another young tory from the article. this besuited young man is more ginger than anyone has ever ginged. his hands are behind his back and he's smiling a gap toothed smile that could be endearing if you didn't know he'd just been told he'll be coming into his trust fund this year and would never have to work again.

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 22h

Honestly, not a lot. It allows the military to enforce federal law, giving them and the national guard arrest powers.

The federal government only has so much jail capacity.

If local/county/state police forces do not cooperate, they simply don't have the resources for law enforcement.

The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 3d

Trump has been threatening Insurrection Act. What does that mean? https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/trump-hed-invoking-insurrection-act/story?id=126290311

Trump says he'd consider invoking the Insurrection Act. What does that mean?

He has been discussing and his allies have been talking about insurrection.

abcnews.go.com

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 23h

Pic unrelated to the present moment

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 1d

AI videos being sent to him by Miller, Noem et al, right?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

The only thing I hate about Zohran Mamdani is he can't run for President.

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yes.

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 1d

He never got the hint...

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 2d

Schiff kind of did the same thing to her that she wants to do. Covertly campaign for the Republican so your opposition is guaranteed to lose in a deep blue state.

I remember those ads, it kind of was.

BreadPanes 🍔🏳️‍🌈 @breadpanes.bsky.social · 2d

Okay, what absolute window licker have they got prosecuting this case?

Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 2d

🚨BREAKING: A federal grand jury indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James (D) on one count of fraud Thursday, ABC News reports. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

In Latest Political Prosecution, Trump’s DOJ Indicts New York AG Letitia James