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Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · Aug 2

First they came for my son, and I did not speak out
Because I was not my son
Then they came for my daughter, and I did not speak out
Because I was not my daughter
Then they came for my husband
And there was no one left
To make my sammiches

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 6h

Tory polling numbers suggest it is

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 7h

Put it this way: If you were interested in what she thinks, you'd be in a minority of one. Well, two actually (you and her)

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 8h

She doesn't see herself as uninterested and ignorant. She thinks she's brilliant. She's Dunning-Kruger with hair extensions

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 8h

Ooh I got that reference 👜

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 8h

What is the point of an English degree when you can get ChatGPT to write 500 word summaries of all the greats, and read them all in a day?*

* I'm fully expecting to hear this from a Tory politician within the next 18 months

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 15h

Bruh

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

Did they clone him?

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly. Theres always been two Americas, but 99% of the domestic population will soon find out what its like to be on the receiving end

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

Is this the Scottish branch of the Chemicals?

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Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

Ive worked on several drug launches and invariably all the more thoughtful pitches get shot down by senior management. Which is why the campaigns are always Shiny Happy People Beating Disease and Overcoming Adversity. Pharma marketing is incredibly risk averse and conservative

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Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

South Circular State of Mind

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, just wait until you hear about MEGABREXIT

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

If this was anywhere else the woman would probably smile and thank you. But in Hyde Park I'll bet she looked at you like you had shit on your top lip

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Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

This is a biggie
www.tate.org.uk/whats-on/tat...

Theatre Picasso | Tate Modern

www.tate.org.uk

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

What i love about America is that despite all that tedious, murderous guff about gun rights, it turns out the best defence against Tyrrany(TM) is an inflatable frog costume.

Those should be protected under the 2nd amendment. Freedom ain't free, tadpoles.

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Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

Here you go man

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

I bet you the inside of his veins look like the plumbing in one of his father's tenement buildings

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

"The taskmaster". Honestly, that's perfect

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Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 1d

For what it's worth the comedians have already moved to Saudi

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 2d

For me, national and local radio in the 80s was almost universally crap. We used to listen to pirate stations (big up Heatwave Radio) instead.

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 2d

Sunak in particular has always aspired to this. He's such a dweeb. The only person in the world that thinks having 500+ LinkedIn connections makes you cool

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 2d

Such nasty people on that committee.

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 2d

ALL HAIL MEGASTREISAND!!!

Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, even i am proud you are a Norwegian 😊

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Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 2d

Someone better be monitoring Hegseth's signal chats for the timing of the simultaneous Norwegian and Venezuelan airstrikes