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Arthur Kirkland

@britishkirkland.bsky.social

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"You don’t know me! I’m the United Bloody Kingdom and I can hold my liquor better than you any day!" // England hetalia rp account //

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Nov 17

"Well now… don’t be so formal! How ‘bout you call me England?"

// About the account \\

- 18+
- NSFW themes but never blatant NSFW
- serious // crack
- multishipper
- mun is very friendly i pwomise!!! 👉👈

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Aug 30

what the fuck???? the italians get their stupid grandad back but i try and summon Mummy and cause a series of cataclysmic events in an alternate universe????

Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Aug 29

Nah, some random woman did, though. But it's just a dream, Francis. Don't get all upset and shit. I don't need to deal with your tantrums right now.

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Aug 28

Oh yeah, well, i mean, WE didn't. I did.

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Aug 28

I got mad at you for getting mad at me so i bought more grapes and ate them in front of you.

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Aug 27

Well, long story cut short, Pierre turned into a grape, and you knew this, but i was not aware. And i saw a grape on the table and i thought, fuck, i am awfully, awfully pecking today. So i ate it. And it crunched, and i was like... Hmm, weird variety grape. And then you got really mad at me?

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Aug 27

[He nods.]

Perfect. Can i tell you about my dream?

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Aug 27

I'm sorry, Francis... I got lost in the shadow realm again. You know how it is. Flying Mint Bunny had to come get me if you could believe that. Trust me, no more magical spells while I'm drunk.

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Aug 27

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 13

[And not 15 minutes later, it's getting colder!! And clouder!! And more colder.... and oh god, it's snowing. In July.]

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 13

Yes, I can't have you looking like one of those "Elf on the Shelf"s.

[He stretches and makes his way over to the basement door.]

You stay here, love. Tell me if anything happens.

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 13

Oh, shit, you have a point. Ever since that "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" movie hes been eyeing me up like a red light whore in a fish market...

[He shudders before standing]

I suppose it wouldn't do much harm to check the basement again, though.

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh... I think I took it to the meeting room while i was pissed drunk. Maybe Ludwig took it off me... I probably have it memorised, I'm sure!

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

// how could you do this to me i thought you loved me 💔💔

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

I'd have to dig out my old spell book! It's been a few years since I've even seen it. It must be incredibly dusty...

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

// i miss my hutt river account he was so much fun to play

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

Maybe? Maybe i can do it.

[He's a bit rusty, but!!!! He's still good at it!]

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

// for real tho i get it bluesky kinda sucks ass 😒 but we're always here if you decide you want some of my boys 🫶🫶 i am always excited for some you time lowkey

Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

// do you want me to beat it up for you 😔

Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

[He's finishing pretty quickly and leaning back]

Ugh, when is it gonna rain? I need that right now, I think. A nice downfall. What do you think?

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

// pierre is their meowth

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

// i miss you

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

// fruk is team rocket

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

God, how could you go around looking like that? Like a hot mess.

[Unfortunately, Alfred had to get his messy eating from somewhere, and Arthur isn't worried about looking prim and proper around Francis, so his face is a, well, a hot mess.]

At least you know how to dress properly.

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

[He plops down with a groan and digs in.]

Yes, well, good thing you married me then, isn't it?

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Arthur Kirkland @britishkirkland.bsky.social · Jul 12

Amazing.

[He grabs some plates and napkins and some forks and knives.]

Here you go, love.

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