Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Bryan Mac

@bryanmac.bsky.social

2.4K followers 110 following 910 posts

The MGoBlog Opponent Watch guy. Other stupid thoughts available at bryanmac.substack.com, or wherever fine takes are sold.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 6m

SUGA

1 14

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 7m

Ike getting run now too.

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 15m

They were in on the first drive too.

I am confuse.

1 4

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 22m

That first play was a pass, but Michigan’s offensive line reset the line of scrimmage about 5 yards downfield.

I don’t think we need to overthink this one.

4 23

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 35m

Let us football.

2 6

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 1h

People will laugh, but this was a really tough spot for Penn State. They had to travel all the way from Los Angeles to State College to play this game. Northwestern only had to come from Evanston.

3 2 24

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 2h

Special Teams in Penn State/Northwestern have been Scott Frost-level bad.

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 2h

“So, we can’t afford to FIRE James Franklin. But… and stick with me here… what if we transfer all of our James Franklin assets into a special purpose subsidiary, leverage that entity top to bottom, then put that entity into a Chapter 11 reorganization…”

1 2 13

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 5h

But there is now an official Funniest Path: UCLA loses by 60 next week to Maryland.

Seth M. Fisher @mgoseth.bsky.social · 5h

We talked about how funny it would be if Michigan State won by 60. We talked about how funny it would be if UCLA won. We did not talk about how funny it would be if UCLA won by 60.

1 15

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 5h

Sparty is getting Palindromed.

1 24

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 5h

UCLA just sent a 335 pound man in motion to throw a Wham block. Twice.

Jerry Neuheisel will see the kingdom of heaven.

8 41

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 6h

I’ll be honest: I was skeptical of adding UCLA.

I’m officially on board.

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 6h

Because that is the correct decision. ALWAYS THROW THE WHEEL.

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 6h

/Broadcast shows Tim Skipper

Wife: “Wait, that’s not the coach from last week, is it? Where’s Point Break?”

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 19h

I am so sorry for… whatever this bullshit is.

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 19h

Remember, this game has to reach the 18th inning to tie Penn State/Illinois for the longest game ever.

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 19h

Tigers/Mariners

5 89

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 20h

The baseball will continue until morale improves

6 30

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 21h

It’s a shame Tarik Skubal was, I assume, eaten by crocodiles after the 6th inning. Gotta think the Tigers would be in better shape if that hadn’t happened.

2 24

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 1d

1 9

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 1d

All her fans who said, “we just want her to find happiness” are now thinking, “well… fuck.”

1 3

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 1d

7,000,000,000th human to try chocolate chip cookies: “HOLY SHIT Y’ALL SHOULD REALLY TASTE THESE THINGS.”

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 2d

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.

Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.

on.wsj.com

2 10

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 2d

Same energy

“It is your birthday” banner from The Office

1 11

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 3d

Dolly is our most “You’ve gotta preface any mention of this person with preemptive confirmation that they are alive and well” American, and I don’t think it’s particularly close.

1 4

Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 4d

Inhalers keep people alive.

Live people breathe.

Breathing generates CO2.

It’s just science.