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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Feb 11
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โ•ญ (โ€žโ€ข ึŠ โ€ขโ€ž)โ™ก เญจเญง โ”ˆโ”ˆ โ€ข โ”ˆโ•ฎ
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๐‘ต๐’š๐’!๐‘ฌ๐’๐’ˆ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… โ™ก
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท 7d
I'm plenty aware of my surroundings.
buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท 8d
Hmm.. that might work. Unless they decide to revolt because of that.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท 8d
I'm not arresting my cats.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท 8d
[ Quickly turning around and taking a few steps back. ]

You should wear a bell.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท 9d
These cats are out to get me.
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Ludwig Beilschmidt @themanofpotatoes.bsky.social ยท 14d
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
[ She stared at him for a moment before looking away. ]

I'm sorry your efforts were in vain.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
I think you should dedicate yourself to someone else.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
Don't you have pets of your own?
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
Take care of yourself.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
I've named one of my cats Barnabas.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
I don't need someone to do all that for me. I am a capable and independent woman.

Aside from that, I never once thought to myself "I need a manicure".
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
No, but I can do all that.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
I'm pretty sure my cats love me.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
How else would I be a spinster with nine large cats?
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
I am not having an eneimes to lovers arc with you.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
I can't fathom why.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
Only for you it seems.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 30
No can do.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 28
No, I'm not a teenage boy.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 28
No
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 27
What do you mean "Une phoque m'a poussรฉ dans la douche" is "a seal pushed me in the shower"? That's not what that sounds like.
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buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 24
Very majestic. Like little lions.
buggeredoff.bsky.social
๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’„๐’† ๐‘ฒ๐’Š๐’“๐’Œ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’… @buggeredoff.bsky.social ยท Sep 24
Oh, I plan on out living all of you.
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