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Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · Aug 8

i'm tellin FACTS

ᅠ ᅠᅠ﹫𝐒ᴴᴬ𝙽𝙺͢𝚂 ࣭͘ ⭑ุ @redyonko.bsky.social · Aug 6

don't get your hopes up, Buggs

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · Jul 29

i'm WAY more charming than Shanks on ANY given day

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Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · Aug 8

HAHH? what time's it

( rubbing his eyes, it was a late night drinking his liver to pieces )

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · Jul 29

i'm WAY more charming than Shanks on ANY given day

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · Jun 30

He fumes as soon as he kisses it, as if the air fills his body entirely before it slowly leaves him again. Like a balloon man.

Then, after holding his gaze for a long 3 seconds, Buggy shifts his eyes off to one side.

Grumbling under his breath, something only Shanks can hear, ". . yeah you better"

Shanks @redhairedpirate.bsky.social · Jun 30

He grinned allowing this to go on and responded in a way only Shanks could get away with. A quick peck to the tip of the clown’s nose.

“Business called me away, but I always come back.”

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · Jun 23

He smiles softly for a good few seconds, gloved hands gently holding onto his open collar. "That's nice you're back! 🌺"

Brows furrowing and a growl escaping painted lips. Grabbing and yanking him closer till the red nose pushes against his. "WHERE. WERE YOU."

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · Jun 23

// picture him shaking him like a rag doll.
shake. shake.
where. were you???

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · Jun 23

He smiles softly for a good few seconds, gloved hands gently holding onto his open collar. "That's nice you're back! 🌺"

Brows furrowing and a growl escaping painted lips. Grabbing and yanking him closer till the red nose pushes against his. "WHERE. WERE YOU."

Shanks @redhairedpirate.bsky.social · Jun 23

“Then you’ll be glad to know I am back for the moment.”

He grinned.

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · Jun 23

"Always Shanks. ."

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Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · Jun 23

"Always Shanks. ."

Shanks @redhairedpirate.bsky.social · Jun 23

@buggydclown.bsky.social “Been missing me?”

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Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 16

sigh

shanks. .

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 10

His hair was still as greasy as it's always been. He liked it like that, how it fell over his face.

"Whatcha doin in these parts anyhow. . didn't think I'd bump into you here"

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 10

He makes a face at him, arms crossed over his chest but with knitted brows he leans forward as well. "Not very well, you owe me compensation like rent, for taking up headspace over all these years"

Grumbling to himself, he looks to his face, looking for signs of any new scars. A glass eye. +

𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔 。 @sanguineyonko.bsky.social · Apr 10

- placing his elbow on the side and resting his cheek on his hand.

“So you have missed me? That’s cute, Bugs. Tell me, how well has spiced rum been getting rid of that anger and all those thoughts!”

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Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 10

// thank you sm!!

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 10

( He blinks profusely at her, his mouth opening like a goldfish )

No no no way-- I- I- uh, what's your mother's name ?

( Squeaking out that last bit, he's going all cold. He might just pass out, he's feeling faint, all the sass has left his system )

How old are ya kid. . Harley ?

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Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 9

---

Ain't a thing, don't mention it!

( Lots of sparkly star stickers follow )

Knock em dead with those boots they were meant to kill 💕✨🔪

Signed,
BUGGY

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ. @demonhistorian.bsky.social · Feb 7

will thrive if you continue to make pieces like that.

the shoes fit perfectly too— thanks for all the ‘extra room’ in the toes.

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Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 9

anyone else )

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Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 9

( His jaw just drops-- blue eyes widen considerably as they look over her face once more. The clown pirate swallows slowly then clears his throat )

I ain't your daddy that's for sure-- you got me mistaken fr someone else

( He mumbles the last part, entirely sure that he can't be mistaken for +

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Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 9

Come on, yer shittin me--

( Gesturing to himself with both hands, a little indignant but mostly just pouting )

I'm BUGGY! Ya must've heard of Buggy the Clown? Bein a clown girl yself??

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Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 9

got no volume control

and yes, ya did
clowning is an artform ✨ can't engineer art

can ya imagine an ai clown?? what's happenin to the world

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ. @demonhistorian.bsky.social · May 8

did i strike a nerve geez . .

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

CLOWNS CAN'T BE ENGINEEERED, IT'S A LEARNED SKILL AND ARTFORM

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 9

oh hell no, he's been watching where his prick goes even if it sometimes had a mind of it's own what with the floating thing--

who is SHE? he likes her style!

Harley D. Clown @tothelastbow.bsky.social · May 9

*Harley is squinting suspiciously at @buggydclown.bsky.social

He ((LOOKS)) like her dad, but, he ISN’T her dad

Who is this guy?*

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Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

( smooching his lips )

and what are we smilin about

Shanks @redhairedpirate.bsky.social · May 8

@buggydclown.bsky.social :)

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

CLOWNS CAN'T BE ENGINEEERED, IT'S A LEARNED SKILL AND ARTFORM

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ. @demonhistorian.bsky.social · May 8

you weren’t genetically engineered in a clown factory? that’s news to me.

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

ain't no way, you'd have t'go back in time and cut me outta my poor mother's womb girlie

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

ain't no way, you'd have t'go back in time and cut me outta my poor mother's womb girlie

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ. @demonhistorian.bsky.social · May 8

hypothetically, if i were to perform a lobotomy and its successful in its intended purpose and . . makes you normal . . what then?

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

I'll still be a menace, mark my words ⭐

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

I'll still be a menace, mark my words ⭐

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ. @demonhistorian.bsky.social · May 8

i think it would make things worse.

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

as if i don't already got chunksa my brain missin, ya think a lobotomy's gonna fix anything

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

Uh huh.. yeah, you're a pretty girl! Got that long flowin hair and the confidence to wear a hanky over your tits all the time.

I admire it ⭐

𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓲 @talktreasuretome.bsky.social · May 8

No. Just confirming you said it.

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

Uhhhh is this a trick question. . You about to call me a sick old man or somethn else ?

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Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

as if i don't already got chunksa my brain missin, ya think a lobotomy's gonna fix anything

ɴɪᴄᴏ ʀᴏʙɪɴ. @demonhistorian.bsky.social · May 8

i was referring to the way you’re collecting strays but now i want to give you a lobotomy. a tomato to the face isn’t enough.

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

okay i deserve a tomato to the face for that one, ill take it like a champ

We got ONE ANIMAL, the lion, who god bless his stinky mane if he ever decides he wants to leave that ROTTEN LYING TREACHEROUS MOHJI and join me? He's absolutely welcome any time

Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild @buggydclown.bsky.social · May 8

never found somethn more relatable 💧

( deflating balloon noises )

︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS. @devouringink.bsky.social · May 8

theres a kick me sign on me somewhere and by god when i find it