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When asked for comment, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said, "President Trump is the most transparent president in the history of our country, and he's proving it every day by openly suppressing the truth about what he's doing in office."
At least President Trump didn't degrade the office of the presidency by wearing a tan suit when he told them to destroy the White House, otherwise Republicans and Fox News would've been beside themselves with outrage.
Looks like Michael Rapaport is angling for an invite to Trump's first ballroom extravaganza and maybe a cut of his 230 million dollar treasury heist. He's even emulating Trump's 12-year-old name-calling style to get Cheeto Satan's attention.
Cheering for the destruction of "The People's House" to "own the libs."
And Republicans are the people who claim to care about the fate of their souls the most. I'd like to know how any of them can delude themselves into thinking that the Jesus of the Bible would look positively on anything they and Trump are doing.
It should definitely be bulldozed down but I don't know if any Democratic president will be brave enough to do it.
The auditions to be a judge on "Dancing with the Stars" are happening on X, not Bluesky.
Pete Hegseth's demand that all generals over 40 get regular Botox shots probably didn't go over well either.
And by "growing my family" George Santos means "stealing the identities of as many people as I can before getting caught again."
I already miss small dog bikini weather season.
Well, Trump has the brain of a adolescent chimpanzee, so... it sorta makes sense?
I think we've all gotten tattoos just for how they looked and never bothered googling their significance. I mean, I still have my 20-year-old KKK tat because the letters looked so gnarly strung together. What? OMFG that's what it means?
"I'm totally against basketball players fouling each other --unless my team does it and wins!"

Ethics shouldn't depend upon who is being unethical for Democrats. That's the Republicans' credo now.
There has to be at least ONE plausible Democratic candidate in Maine who hasn't gotten a Nazi tattoo. Just frigging find them.
I think this is the same conservative influencer who courageously exposed the fact that illegal Norway rat immigrants were stealing slices of pizza in the subway.
If the next Democratic president doesn't do that, they need to rename it "The Barack Obama Presidential Ballroom."
Trump likes to "flood the zone" with awful behavior to keep the news media from focusing on one depravity for too long, and the corporate media likes to flood their news feeds with awful events to keep their viewers addicted to them.

It's a match made in hell.
Trump wanted the military to drop a bomb on that part of the White House to make the demolition even faster, but our generals wisely lied that we'd shot our last missiles over California yesterday.
Yeah between demolishing part of "The People's House" and Trump's open looting of the treasury now, this has been a pretty depressing news day.
Taking bets that the "charity" Trump will give the money to will be the "Fund to Re-carpet Presidential Bribe Jets."
First Trump and the Republicans legalized blatant bribery, and now they're legalizing open looting of the treasury. But they're the "law and order" party, right?
Also from the Bible: "When Moses came down from the mountain with the two tablets of stone, he saw the Israelites and said unto them, 'God hath told me, a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the burning bush."
Those lambs are gonna spend a fortune letting out those donkeys when they become sheep.
Elon Musk obviously missed the first Terminator movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger almost killed Sarah Connor and jumped right to the cuddly "Come with me if you want to live!" Schwarzenegger from T2.