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Will Melvin

Will Melvin

@burritobill.bsky.social

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The letter B in the word 'subtle' is literally being subtle.

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Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 3d

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a superhero costume is talking to another man in a room .

ALT: a man in a superhero costume is talking to another man in a room .

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 4d

We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)

a person in a white shirt and blue striped boxers holds a black and tan dachshund under the armpit with one arm and under the chin with the other. the dog has a massive mouthful of cooked spaghetti chomped in his mouth, with noodles sticking out in all directions, and a single long strand dangling down the length of his skinny body. we know the position isn’t ideal, but the dog was recently fished out of the garbage where he found this treasure, so it’s a temporary solution. the dog’s eyes are wide: likely a combination of joy at the feast, surprise as the swift removal, and shock at having been caught.

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 7d

@norsecodepodcast.bsky.social, will there be a rule change next season in the hell leagues, where if kicker breaks NFL record, you automatically win that week?

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 12d

Arif leaving the bookstore.

a man running in a field with the words " i 'm going on an adventure "

ALT: a man running in a field with the words " i 'm going on an adventure "

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Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 13d

Is Max Brosmer bad or did KOC not want to put a developmental QB in that situation on Thursday?

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 13d

Would the Jets be willing to trade Harrison Phillips to the Vikings for a sixth rounder?

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 16d

Wentz passed the ball to that Chargers player like he was already their backup QB.

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 17d

Crap, this means Wentz is back on the field.

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 17d

Who's better in purple? Josh Freeman on Monday night or Carson Wentz on Thurday night?

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 17d

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 17d

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 17d

Captain Ham nooo!!!

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Marianne Martin @mariannemartin.bsky.social · 23d

He's in a fantastic mood ☺️

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · 24d

Is this game against the Eagles Carson Wentz's Super Bowl and if so, does that mean he's going to be watching the game from the bench?

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · Sep 27

Scientists wore Dick Cheney masks and were mobbed by crows – here’s why | Discover Wildlife

Researchers from the University of Washing found that crows would recognise and harass them – so they conducted an unusual experiment

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Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · Sep 27

a man in armor with the words so it begins

ALT: a man in armor with the words so it begins

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Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · Sep 27

a baby is crying while sitting in a crowd of people watching a game .

ALT: a baby is crying while sitting in a crowd of people watching a game .

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · Sep 24

This is Radley. He's being accused of stealing a bag of bagels. That's ridiculous. He was just keeping this one warm for you. 13/10 please show some appreciation (TT: carrie.pietz)

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · Sep 23

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site

As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.

www.miamiherald.com

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · Sep 21

B-Flo really knows how to identify his guys.

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · Sep 16

Behind Brosmer though right?

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · Sep 16

Can the Vikings just charge rent for the time Akers spends on other teams at this point?

Will Melvin @burritobill.bsky.social · Sep 11

Do you think Öhgren will be in the organization post-trade deadline?

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · Sep 9

This is Zumi. She is protecting you from the raindrops. They never stood a chance against her. 13/10 (TT: riyathemiamirealtor)