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@c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social

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¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ ¹ᴬᵎ ⚠️ᵇᵃˡᵈⁿᵉˢˢ 𝙳𝙲𝙴𝚄 & 𝙼𝙲𝚄 [𝟷𝟷 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚙] ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ ᴹᴰᴺᴵ ²¹⁺ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝖽 𝘣𝘆: #𝘏𝖺𝖽𝗲𝙨

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Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 3d

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Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 1h

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Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 1h

I can hear you

♡ °.•【 ROSE OSCURO ~ 】 @eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 1h

ADONIS NO DON'T FLIRT WITH THE EVIL BILLIONAIRE

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 1h

dr. adonis williams , engD . @lycinvention.bsky.social · 1h

i don’t know whether to feel bad for you or admit that’s highly relatable

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 1h

I have a wife. Doesn't like me much...

so ... nO

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 1h

|| Tony would definitely work.

Great idea actually!

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 1h

I have a wife. Doesn't like me much...

so ... nO

dr. adonis williams , engD . @lycinvention.bsky.social · 1h

but no like— actual friends?

. . . (softly) kinda pathetic but same.

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 1h

I have 3- loathing, hate and anger.

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 1h

I have 3- loathing, hate and anger.

dr. adonis williams , engD . @lycinvention.bsky.social · 1h

bestie…? like— friend?

you’ve seriously never heard that before?

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 1h

What is that word?

'bestie'

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 1h

What is that word?

'bestie'

dr. adonis williams , engD . @lycinvention.bsky.social · 1h

interesting! me too bestie

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 12h

Dick mostly.

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 1h

|| Just not Bruce 😭
Who else likes his bs?

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 2h

|| I am actually a real rper, long sls.

I'd love to write Lex in depth with someone.

Just like or drop in my dms... I don't bite.

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Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 2h

|| My progeny- go follow

bsky.app/profile/dark...

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ᴹʳˑ ᴱ/ ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @darkenygma.bsky.social · 3h

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Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 4h

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 5h

I don't call him God. Seems like a you thing.

Lucifer Morningstar @entropicdesire.bsky.social · 5h

Don't get me wrong, you are a daddy... but no.

What you call God I call Dad.

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 5h

Did you just call me-

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 5h

Did you just call me-

Lucifer Morningstar @entropicdesire.bsky.social · 5h

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 5h

Depends on whose you're talking about ...

— Mary Marvel. @benevolentbolt.bsky.social · 1d

〝 Stop talking about nipples. 〞

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 6h

Bruce Wayne has so many kids, he's singlehandedly populating Gotham.

I was wrong about Superman-

It's Bruce Wayne with the harem.

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 6h

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Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 6h

If it has GPS, why wait 24 hours...

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Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 6h

|| *laughs evilly*

Lex has been cooking clones again...

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 7h

Why is your dump truck in the middle of my tl?

Upgrade, Spandex

#wagonwednesday

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 8h

Lᴇx/ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ @c0gnit0hazard.bsky.social · 9h

I do not, Spandex