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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 1d

Me to the polish guy who came to pick up a parcel from IKEA: Cheers mate.
Guy: No it’s a shelf…
Me: …

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 1d

You know the gust of wind that hits you from the tunnel, right before the train arrives on the underground…
Is there a name for that?

Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 3d

Does anyone else’s Nintendo app keep them updated on what 1 person in particular is doing?
It’s not telling me about anyone else. But I always get told when this person goes online and what they’re playing…

Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 3d

When the 50+ year old man has a full on melt down over the fact that we only have pink donuts and that’s gay…

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 6d

How are we feeling on doing some Digimon World: Next order tomorrow, and a spooky game on Saturday?

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 6d

Customer: Isn’t waffles supposed to be half off on Tuesdays?
Me: Yeah they are. But today’s Wednesdays…
Customer: Ugh! How am i supposed to know that?

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 8d

Do you perhaps prefer the

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 9d

Your art works great for laser engraving. It’s great for practicing with different settings.

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 9d

Also… Remember to actually put the metal plate under the honeycomb mesh and not just take it out of the packaging. Unless you want a fox permanently burned into your worktop…

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 9d

So many fun things to make with the laser cutter.
Had a lot of fun making this using a pic of @skaifox.draws.pics

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 11d

She’s literally giving us the middle finger

Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 11d

Seeing as storm Amy has taken out the power for most of the city, including my house. Tomorrow’s stream is currently labelled as “unlikely”

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 12d

The clouds were having are quite severe indeed…

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 14d

You throw me in a bag of dicks, and when you go to eat it later you’ll find me sucking my thumb!

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 14d

Just because I’m daddy, it doesn’t mean I’m not an innocent little bean!

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 15d

This week is going to be crazy busy with meetings during the day, and store work during the night. 😓
But I’ll try to be back streaming on Saturday!

Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 16d

Wouldn’t surprise me if it was.

And that’s disgusting

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 16d

If public toilets are anything to go off by, it’s amazing that we’ve survived as a species with men as the hunters, and women the gatherers. Because apparently men can’t aim for shit…

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 21d

I can't stop laughing about the idea of one of these, but instead of a holiday destination it's a completely common place, like Aldi og Greggs

Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 29d

Used a cropped version of the pic I got from @doggettmcdog.bsky.social

Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · 29d

Played around with the new laser engraver today.

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dudenahuel.bsky.social @dudenahuel.bsky.social · Sep 12

BANRYU: -Micros make the best snack for the munchies.... feeling them squirming in your gut while high out of your mind? Nothing better 🔥!
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Hey furry fellows, today I bring you a commfor the great, (truly great!) @banryuwolf.bsky.social
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Hope you enjoy it ;3 hehe
#vore #macrofurry

Banryu sitting on his couch, naked, digesting some high-cannabis cookies, clearly a bit high, while the micros wait in the box to be consumed

Banryu decides to stand up and grab a those delicious micros, tossing them straight into his mouth. Some fall outside, landing among the hairs on his belly and chest, while he rubs his stomach in satisfaction

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · Sep 11

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · Sep 11

So my entire life you people have been saying that empathy is a weakness. And now that we don’t show you any we’re evil?

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Cam @camsnack.bsky.social · Sep 10

a cartoon character says good news in front of a futurama sign

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