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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · Aug 26

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

(( More drama? Jfc I need to log off for a few min. I can't rn.

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

It's okay! He'll give kiss her cheek to make it all better!

Иллиана Распутин @illyanarasputinn.bsky.social · 2h

GASP

She didn ' t know how to spell it -

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

As he expected! SHE CAN SPELL NOW! HOW SUSPICIOUS!

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

HE'S LEAPING ON THE COMPUTER AND BITING IT

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓪 @anastasiamitchell.bsky.social · 2h

"Oh no "

*deletes search history *

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

<- He knows about your incognito search results

and he has an undisclosed reaction to it

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

<- He's pulling her face right in to kiss her lips!

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

Aw, good thing he's going to give her belly rubs

and a kiss on the forehead. His poor wife...

Иллиана Распутин @illyanarasputinn.bsky.social · 2h

She ' s feeling nauseous though

Head is aching . She ' s sad

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

He's the happiest man alive... Getting wrapped up by his wife?

His arms are placed around her waist.

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

As he expected! SHE CAN SPELL NOW! HOW SUSPICIOUS!

Иллиана Распутин @illyanarasputinn.bsky.social · 2h

Her Incognito search : How to spell vocabulary

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

<- He knows about your incognito search results

and he has an undisclosed reaction to it

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

He's the happiest man alive... Getting wrapped up by his wife?

His arms are placed around her waist.

Иллиана Распутин @illyanarasputinn.bsky.social · 2h

Hush

Never . Wraps her arms and legs around him .

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

He's going to be so happy for that... Please never let him go

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

<- He knows about your incognito search results

and he has an undisclosed reaction to it

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

West Niles?

Reposted by 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡

𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 @bestonemyheart.bsky.social · 2h

Why does Wade own a pic of the guy from Les Mis?

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

He's going to be so happy for that... Please never let him go

Иллиана Распутин @illyanarasputinn.bsky.social · 2h

He ' s so cute .

She will cuddle up with him tonight .

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

I kiss @illyanarasputinn.bsky.social every morning and every night before we go to bed together

and none of you can stop me.

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

Are you inviting me to actually be cute and slightly romantic?

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

Deadpool's wiggling his body around like he's a fucking worm.

" I called you pappyrine. "

❌𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕀𝕤❌ @weaponxlogann.bsky.social · 2h

He looks at him with a baffled expression

“The fuck did you call me?”

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

" Do you want me to turn the picture around, senpai? "

(( lmfao

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

I kiss @illyanarasputinn.bsky.social every morning and every night before we go to bed together

and none of you can stop me.

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𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

I have no words but plenty of action...

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

<-- Him holding the picture frame and shaking his... Shaking his body?

Nuh uh...

𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 @bestonemyheart.bsky.social · 2h

She is, but I needcha' to tell me where ya got this.

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

Sue is rather cute, I find her pretty.

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

Well I like it that you like it... Why am I getting shy?

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

" Do you want me to turn the picture around, senpai? "

(( lmfao

❌𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕀𝕤❌ @weaponxlogann.bsky.social · 2h

“For god sake”

// I can’t even 😂

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

" Um... "

The picture in the frame

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

I. LOVE. YOU. ALREADY.

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

Sue is rather cute, I find her pretty.

𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 @bestonemyheart.bsky.social · 2h

Man, I hate paparazzis.

I should sue.

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

Poor Ben was about to see the picture in his frame...

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

What if we made it some Southern deep fried dishes too?

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

Poor Ben was about to see the picture in his frame...

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

" Um... "

The picture in the frame

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

A Southern belle I'll need to take out for some Chili baby back ribs!

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

Come back... Please.

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓪 @anastasiamitchell.bsky.social · 2h

Missing you.....

:((((

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 - 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 @canadianspandex.bsky.social · 2h

He's already missing the reader so much...

Way too much, and it's only been five minutes...