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CaptainCoby

@captaincoby.bsky.social

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Just a guy who speaks his mind.

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CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 1d

Oh it's over.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 1d

This is what you get for winning a series and acting like you won it all..... absolute joke. Daaaaaa Bluejays Loseeeeeee

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 1d

Nice to see Seattle celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving by smoking a bird😉

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 3d

But who doesn't love biting into a big juicy burger... if I want crispy meat I'll cook bacon hahah

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 3d

I'll never understand the appeal of a Smash burger.....

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 5d

Sounds like if you got circumcised and took Tylenol for the pain YOU super duper like trains.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 7d

Blue Jay's bullpen will cost them an actual chance of winning the World Series.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 8d

Many of us do

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 8d

Dear Danielle Smith,

Here's the deal, you want a new pipeline...clean up all the abandoned wells first.

Once you clean your room, we will take you for ice cream.

Sincerely,
Sane Albertans.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 9d

Oil and gas companies are very profitable in Alberta. No bail out or tax payer money should ever be given to them for projects. Use your own cash.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 10d

Dear Alberta and Danielle Smith,

No one wants a new pipeline but YOU. Canada had to bail out the last one you attempted to use and you still don't use it to its full potential.
All you want is Canada to say NO, play victim and push your separation plans as Canada is holding you back.

Fuck Off.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 10d

I hope Bad Bunny walks out at half time wearing a dress and pisses on a Trump blow up doll just to see conservatives melt down.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 12d

All schools in Alberta will now be transferred into Spirit Halloween stores.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 13d

Dear Danielle Smith

As much as we all know you absolutely adore the Oil and Gas industry its time for you to realize that Alberta Oil isn't that great. No one wants it hence why it's dirt cheap. Secondly, you don't need another pipeline...use the ones we have lost billions on already.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 13d

I've owned a 12 foot aluminum boat with a 7.5 mercury on the ass end and oars. Makes me super Captain.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 13d

My MLA is a conservative, I don't think he can read.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 13d

Dear sane Albertans,

Drive by the schools next week, honk, bring coffee, snacks and support the people who help our children succeed. Teachers are more than just educators, they are trusted friends to our children, they stay late for drama classes, coach our kids sports and an ear to listen.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 13d

I see that as well. I'd say knowing how she rolls that after a month the next offer is worse. She will starve them out.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 13d

Danielle Smith won't negotiate with teachers as upwards of 90% of Alberta teachers are either Liberal or NDP voters as teachers are some of the kindest, big hearted and compassionate people alive and Danielle hates anything thats not Maple MAGA or O&G.

Soon as she fired, the province can heal.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 13d

It's pathetic eh, she could just put the cash towards investing in the kids in classrooms or build a few new schools.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 13d

Alright Albertan Parents.

How long do you see the teachers strike lasting??

Personally, I think Danielle Smith let's the teachers sit out in the cold all winter. She doesn't strike me as the type of person to give in and compromise on an agreement.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 14d

Walk into your jobs today and tell a manager he should be bent over a knee and slapped.

Think you will still have a job?
No.....

So someone explain how Bruce Mcallister still has a job for wanting child abuse???

UCP are fucking pricks.

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 14d

How he isn't fired blows my mind

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 15d

The UCP will be supplementing families with up to 150.00 a week for child care during the strike OR the UCP could just pay the teachers what they rightfully deserve.

Fuck the UCP

CaptainCoby @captaincoby.bsky.social · 16d

Congrats to Europe on ONCE AGAIN winning the Ryder Cup.

Side note, chanting USA USA must mean Ur Still Away by the looks of some of those putts.