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Captain Dolphineas Poppy

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Fictional Sea Captain, raconteur and shanty slaughterer.

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Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 1d

It was the original title for Measure for Measure

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 2d

What if instead that was spent on medicine and food for families in need?

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 2d

I consider them a fantastic hardware store; however, I never get my truck repaired at a hardware store.

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 2d

Measured for Measured

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 2d

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Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you Steve. It’s now like a light has found a crack in my skull and my brain is now both illuminated and blind from it.

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 2d

❤️🐸

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 2d

Lol, depending on the bedside manner I suppose.

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 3d

If they see fit. If someone is truly a full blown hypochondriac they would likely be referred to a psychologist.

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Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 3d

Doctors are generally highly trained to make such decisions.

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 3d

As much as the doctor feels they need as anyone else.

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 3d

How much medical aid could you buy for how many folks with that tax money.

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Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 3d

Health care should be free for everyone and a human right, funded by taxes including the rich. Its wrong you guys have to pay so much. Its easy for me to say because I live outside the USA where it is free. (any where in all of the rest developed world).

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Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 3d

Spotify completely rips off artists. I ditch them long ago but now wish I could ditch them twice.

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 3d

Again, I am afraid this is a high quality fact that has some how slipped into the feed.

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 4d

I think if you as a Duke appoint two others to also be Dukes then you then yourself become a Bicount.

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 4d

I am inquiring if I might become the Duke of Pancakes

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Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 4d

Dear god that was beautiful.

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 4d

Dam right!

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 5d

As a Canadian Fictional Sea Captain my hope that all you incredible Americans will take back your wonderful country back from the f hole Nazis that took it from you. Be safe Neighbours! Canada 🇨🇦 is rooting for you!

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 5d

I couldn’t agree with you more!

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 5d

Rolf

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 7d

We have fucked ourselves. We are the cleverest ape and the stupidest ape.

Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 8d

The real question is where is she hiding the evidence that’s keeping her alive.

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Captain Dolphineas Poppy @captainpoppy.bsky.social · 8d

I will never travel to the US until the nazi regime is over. I wont buy a US product until the annexation of my country has stopped coming out of their presidents pie hole. But when this is all over and things are good again, I am planning to visit Portland and spend some tourist time and money.

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