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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 27

Okay, I missed a few of the other picture prompts so I’m just going to throw some random ones out here to start with. Hope that’s okay! Sharing is caring. 🥰 #gaymer #gaylife

Pic of me, bald and bearded, with a unicorn headband and my Pride polo on, at our TC Pride booth,

Me, bald and bearded, in and orange tank top flexing in front of wood lockers

Me, bald and bearded (it’s a trend) relaxing on a unicorn float in a Speedo. Well, an AussieBum swimsuit to be specific.

Me, bearded but in a grey hat and green shirt that says “Prideletics), with Luma (min Australian shepherd and hound mix dog, light brown and white with blue eyes) and my partner (bald and bearded with a black two tone sweatshirt) in front of a sign on a hike.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 16d

So handsome! 🥰

Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · 16d

Post you from a different era

College age twink - sometime in ‘91 😳

Pic of me, not bald OR bearded, with a glorious mane of hair. Total twink. In a year 1 Lollapalooza shirt.

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Spruce @sprucemountain.bsky.social · 18d

Elbow concert last night was incredible! Also, proof of life pic of @captainsafety.bsky.social 😝

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Aug 4

What the hell…

Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Aug 4

It’s super cute!

Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Aug 4

My only complaint is it only has one unicorn. The other two are pegasi. But the set is the (creatively named) Unicorn Castle. So technically I guess there’s one so that’s okay, but…I would have preferred more.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Aug 4

Hahaha I JUST said to someone “it’s so gay” hahahaha

Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Aug 4

Thank you! I should see if they’re on here so I can tag them…

Me too. She’s miserable in it, but the minute we take it off she tries to run her eye. 😤

Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Aug 4

I’m going to love in!

Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Aug 4

This, dammit!

(Also, Luma is in a donut because she scratched her eye. She’s not going tubing or boating and she’s not preparing to take a nap in her airplane seat.)

Pic of me. Bald and bearded. In a black tee that says Protect Trans Folks. Luma in the background in a donut.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Aug 4

I mean, I’m not saying I DIDN’T get it because of the unicorn…🦄🌈😌

Pic of a colorful Lego unicorn castle set.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Aug 4

Fantastic photos, my friend! You look incredible! 🥰🙌🏻💪🏻🔥

Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 11

Not a sentence I expected to read today, but I love it! ☺️😋

Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 11

That explains SO MUCH…

Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 11

Sir, are you hitting on me? 😜

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 9

a woman is sitting in a chair and says i 'm not feeling well on netflix

ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair and says i 'm not feeling well on netflix

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 9

OMG right?!?! I didn’t even think of that! I’ve always wanted to try one. Maybe I shouldn’t be left alone with only my thoughts…

Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 9

Also, because this is funny:

I have a new deodorant I wanted to use today, and I thought, no, that's a waste. I wouldn’t be able to smell it and enjoy it because my ears are plugged.

Y'all. My ears.

MY
EARS

a man with a beard and headphones is sitting in a chair .

ALT: a man with a beard and headphones is sitting in a chair .

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 9

That feeling when you go see the doctor because your ear is totally plugged then they fix it and you can hear HURRAY and they give you some drops and tell you to use them in both ears but that has now plugged BOTH of them and now you can hear every creak and groan your body makes.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 9

Mmmm. Is that what we’re calling it?! 😏

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 8

Evening, amazing friend! 😘☺️

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 7

Same, girl. Same.

Featuring Luma.

Pic of Luma, a short haired mini Australian shepherd and hound mix, white and light brown and black fur and ice blue eyes, laying half out of her dog bed with her head under the chair.

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Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 7

This is a wonderful pic of you, my friend! 🥰

Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 6

Some great selections!!!! (And an awesome man and DJ! ☺️) What can’t you live closer?!?! 😘

Christopher @captainsafety.bsky.social · Jul 4

Shoulder def. Traps poppin. Arms SMOKIN hot. 💪🏻🙌🏻🔥😮‍💨

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