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Jamie Carson

@carsjam.bsky.social

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Retired counter of ships. Economics, Investing, Transportation, Statistics, DataViz and more.

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Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · Feb 16

"What did you do in the war against fascism, Daddy?"

"Oh, I had a few banger skeets."

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 7h

First draft:

a man in a green shirt is sitting in a row of white chairs with a sign that says lamilejes

ALT: a man in a green shirt is sitting in a row of white chairs with a sign that says lamilejes

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Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 8h

#BostonStrong #TrumpIncrediblyStupid

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 8h

It's actually worse than that. See Krugman.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 11h

Like I always say, the only good tory is a suppository.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 12h

Not to mention the ear-growing-back super-power.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 12h

I'd like to see that goon who lost his job after pushing that lady across the hallway get charged, among others.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 1d

Soros spotted in the checkout line at Spirit Halloween. 🤪

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 1d

Writers who go on CBC radio and say "It's, like, ..." lose me 100%.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 1d

Post-pandemic loans coming due, I imagine.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 1d

I can't remember my PIN, but know my best friend's phone # from 50 years ago.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 1d

I'm mainly thinking of the parade of carpet-baggers in Libya.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 1d

Turkey & Mayo 🥪.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 2d

I blame all those Miller Time beer commercials. Does anyone up here even drink that slop?

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 2d

We all have to say "Mississauga" the way Buck says it now. I don't make the rules.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Birthday! 🥳 It's my day too!

a small brown poodle puppy is laying down on a blanket .

ALT: a small brown poodle puppy is laying down on a blanket .

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Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 2d

One plan B might be for Elon to put him in a rocket ship and fire it at the sun.
Elon should go along in case the autopilot has a glitch.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe it's to keep her yacht oot.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 2d

I will accept this for the people.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 2d

Nobel prize committee to unveil special participation award next week. Details to follow.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 2d

Never seen the Ottawa River so low. I've walked here before, but it was frozen solid.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 2d

Beatles' Norwegian Wood - 60 years ago today.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 3d

🇦🇷 Soy.
Not 🇺🇸 soy.

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 3d

Neo retains worldwide distribution, fwiw, and the controls would have hit Neo worse than Shenghe. www.neomaterials.com/neo-sale-of-...

Jamie Carson @carsjam.bsky.social · 3d

It's not serious until they shop at Canadian Tire together.