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@caseydiaz.bsky.social
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God bless him, but yeah, that's something only rich people say.
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Global politics is just Game of Thrones now.
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I quit after Return (incidentally, the first one I ever saw at age 7). Ten years ago I attempted a binge and turned outI don't love these movies as much as y'all.
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Time for my nightly cry.
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Is FKA Twigs an artist or an AI? I can't keep them straight anymore.
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Fui menino, fui muleque, fui Neymar
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Esta cuenta alguna vez hace periodismo?
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@TicketmasterMx pretendió cobrarme 20% del boleto (más 50 pesos porque por qué mierdas no) para el Fantasma de la Ópera y sólo por eso ya no pienso ir nunca.
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I started watching Oz Perkins' The Monkey and my mom got all excited cuz she thought it was the Robbie Williams movie.
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Guess it's only on Apple. All I get on YTM is Get me to the church
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Oh, good, one more day of dead children on my feed. Is Israel safe yet or are we all still antisemitic?
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Falling into the habit of wanting to cry foran hour while I try to fall asleep in bed every night.
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Really telling how every Jurassic World movie is basically: People don't wanna see dinosaurs anymore so we're gonna waste a shit ton of money to concoct some new, unholy aberrations every few years, hoping to wring some profits, but it will only keep getting worse. #Topical
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Which one is it: summer fling don't mean a thing or am I moving to another continent?
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Can't even make a joke anymore because of kirk.
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It united Americans against Muslims like never before, tho.
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Cien años en que llegaron pocas visitas.
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Y'all have sub-Morissettian notions of what irony means.