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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · Apr 7

The feminine urge to buy a flame thrower and just fuck things up

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 1d

I think I slept through the rumors

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 2d

It’s honestly a ridiculous thing for a home kitchen to have so developing a home method is probably for the best

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 2d

Too much! I’ve worked in bakeries that couldn’t afford one. I also would probably need a bigger kitchen 🤦🏻‍♀️

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 2d

I think this is the winter where I lock down an at home croissant recipe/method unless someone wants to buy me a dough laminator

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

CONGRATULATIONS MARINERS FANS YOU DESERVE THIS!

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

Mariners fans you are stronger than I

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

There is nothing like tuning into the “end” of a playoff game of a sport you don’t follow only to end up pacing around like a die hard fan feeling like you may vomit from the stress

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

Me an hour into watching baseball: how do people do this? It takes forever
Me watching tennis: I hope this match takes 8 hours

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

I’m not even a fan and I feel ill watching. You can feel the stress of the stadium through the screen.

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

Glad to hear Kris is hustling!

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

I’ll spell her name correctly when she pays the players correctly

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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 4d

I like the part where the people booed Cathy. #WNBA

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

Wouldn’t know I’m watching the W trophy presentation

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

Those boos for Kathy were beautiful

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

That’s a wrap on the W season.
Pay the players what they deserve so we have a season next season because…
THE PORTLAND FIRE ARE GOING TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

Ejecting a coach in an elimination game of the finals for that is WILD and further shows why the league needs better trained refs

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

And then once she got up and went back down they really should have stepped in to make sure she is safe and every precaution is taken

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

That was a clear mistake by the medical team, even if she insisted on getting up that just cannot happen

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

injuries are bad but an injury in the finals somehow feels worse

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 4d

I’m just a girl desperately wanting to live in the Star Trek universe but forced to live through Star Wars

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 6d

This makes me feel better! The TL is all Blazers talk and I’m thinking we’re going to need to shift priorities this time of year in the future!

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 6d

Blazers fans I love you, I am one of you, you know this… but watching the preseason over a WNBA finals game?!

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rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 6d

this is a scary scene. I really hope she is going to be ok.

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 9d

I’d be much more tempted for sure!

rip city coffee captain @cassidyfense.bsky.social · 9d

But a wheel would be more fun

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