Carl 🐈‍⬛(Catalina Reaper)🌶️
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🦇|| Memes || 🔞Lewds || Brooding||💀 🌈• Omaha Burlesque performer •Non-binary(they/them) •Queer •Titted and tatted •Poly •Satanist •Emo af •Migraine-haver •Cryptid🫡
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Anime NebrasKon is bringing back the Shinjuku Strays Cabaret!

The Strays take the Main Stage at 7 PM on Friday night. Anyone who is 18+ with a badge and ID can gain entry for free!

@shinjukustrays.bsky.social
Hot take:
You want people in seats?
Hire poly performers! 👀

We’re bound to bring the polycule and friends to the show, and if we can’t all make it to support our partner, we promote!
I’m just sayin.
💅🏻❤️
There are a lot of people in my mind that this refers to, not just one person, but if you think it’s about you, it can be. We all need to learn something from it. I’m not 100% innocent (but most didn’t involve me), but I’ve definitely been in the middle of a lot of discourse and it’s fucking lame.
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Being a compassionate and respectful person IS. NOT. THAT HARD.
Y’all i genuinely want everyone in my community to get along. Beef in such a smallish community is fucking petty. But peace is also important. If they don’t want to talk they don’t have to. But blasting on social media is *ahem* dumb.
•Go to the person(s) you clearly wronged and talk to them. Say fucking sorry, they probably did some wrong too.
Instead of saying “I want to change!” To the world, the first step is talking to the people that were affected by you being a dick
I say this while being in the middle of everyone’s beef
You wanna make a change with beef/ drama?
So many things can be done!
•Have a one on one conversation and ask questions rather than calling for a personal army on social media.
•Instead of spreading rumors and lies, go to the source and ask questions.
•Take the conflict resolution class.
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imagine being a baby born on Rapture Day and not being able to make it into heaven because you weren’t alive yet to Hear The Good Word. i would want to speak to a manager tbh
A past convo with my mom:
Mom: the rapture is coming I hope you’re ready for it
Me: oh I am. I will be psyched to have 7 years without you guys and will go from there.

Bruh just take em already, lordt. I’ll keep being a heathen or whatever down here✌🏻
I’m nonbinary, babe.
If you’re into me: you’re queer.

I don’t make the rules.
Don’t try to fight it, bruh. Welcome to the LGBT babay 🤙🏻
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Some dude on IG: “hey you probably don’t remember me but I used to have the biggest crush on you when we’re were kids when we lived in (old hometown)”

Me: *pterodactyl screech*
You right sucka I don’t remember you who is you
I thought Squatty Potty was a silly invention until just now while I’m dying in the bathroom and now I’m realizing that it is the superior being.

All hail the potty of squatty!
I don’t want to be an asshole, but my roomie’s BO is actually giving me migraines
Like….what do I do? It’s fucking wild.
The way that this country is becoming more and more of a fucking nightmare is fucking crazy.
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Tomorrow is 4 OH! Tuesday, so come chill with some fantastic performers! We'll have drag, burlesque, live music and more 🎉

Tipping is highly recommended!
(No alcohol allowed at the venue, and smoking hookah is not a requirement to attend!)

#SupportLocal #drag #burlesque #livemusic #cabaret #Omaha
Not the salesman who was definitely younger than me coming up to me as I was leaving and asked deadass if my parents were home to sell door cameras 💀
Sir I’m 34
So did like….
Conor Oberst lose the Conor Oberst lookalike contest orrr?
I got asked if I am rewatching King of the Hill to prepare me for the new season.
Haahahahahahahah
fool
KOTH is my comfort show. It’s on when I can’t think of something to watch. I fall asleep to it every night.
It’s always on.
I finish it. I start from the beginning.
Over and over
The fools
We get new Always Sunny in Philadelphia on Wednesdays rn and new King of the Hill is next week.

These are the things getting me through these tough times rn.
youtu.be/Rk_sAHh9s08?...

If you don’t think The Return to Innocence was an absolute banger you need to sit tf down and recognize
It was a banger when I was a kid and it’s an absolute smash now 🧐❤️
Enigma - Return To Innocence (Official Video)
YouTube video by EnigmaVEVO
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Update: I went in for a wolf cut with bangs and got a longish cut with a couple little layers

To be fair, I did say “try to keep the length” but I meant like, the bottom layer.
It’s cute but I think in a month I’m gonna go ask for more wolfy layers
That’s actually fucking gross and insane to me, but with the state of our country now it shouldn’t be surprising.
Biggest fucking yikes.
Saw an image going around of badge ribbons that were being sold at anime midwest!! SOLD!! they are literally selling ribbons of "our con owner who is an alleged sex pest did nothing wrong" this is NUTS anyway fuck you if you still go to this con we've been boycotting it for years