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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 8h

hehehe im gonna become so cute nobody is ready

attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 10h

fuck it. this weekend i'm cutting my hair and going to the thrift store to buy myself some new dangly earrings because i need that gender back so bad. if i could post pics of my face here you could see just how potent the short bob & dangly earrings are but you'll have to settle for mamdani's wife

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 10h

LRT I NEED MY DANGLY EARRINGS BACK IDK WHERE THE FUCK THEY'VE GONE FOR THE LAST 6 MONTHS AKJHDGFKJAGSDJF

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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 23h

lord i see what u have done for others

mamdani looking up at his wife. she is grabbing his chin with her hand. this too is socialism

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 17h

OH NO!!!

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 18h

i can't stop thinking about that "clone cnc" post... too many engineering youtube videos just say shit out loud and then 3 minutes later i realized i completely missed the explanation about how they built their parts

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Jandri🔞 @jandri.bsky.social · 3d

Feels really strange to log in and see everyone saying stuff like “I always hated Dick” and “I’m glad Dick is gone for good” when normally everyone on this site is constantly like “I love dick” and “could really use some dick rn”

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 3d

gock.mp3

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 3d

hmmm do you remember who she's explaining it to? klingon gagh sounds kinda like gock depending on how you say it, but more clues might help

attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 3d

i need to get cat litter and cat food but alas my body has decided to fuck off into the sun so bad i don't think i'll be able to walk until tomorrow... and yet... we persist... and stay silly... zzzzz

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 3d

ok i'm being dramatic... or AM i???

*sobs thinking about the overtime i'll need to pull to make any of this shit feasible*

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 3d

if you have heard me joke about how much i hate google and how much i hate javascript, know that there are no words to describe the agony they bring me and if i ever get the chance to go back in time and wipe them from history i'll take it

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 3d

gonna go ballistic man i worked so much overtime to setup my tools and document their processes for my teammates, only for a crucial part of STEP NUMBER ONE that i am SO CLEAR ABOUT to be missed causing hundreds of data entries to be fucked up that i now have to fix now that i'm back from vacation 🥲

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 4d

someone's been sending me really good erotica and it's been activating some neurons 🫠

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 4d

dark souls is like 5% fanservice for straight men and 80% fanservice for transexual women

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 4d

yknow what i could make a bunch of really good Dark Souls "fangames" in twine... that's something i could do

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 4d

you interrupt him in his private chamber atop the duke's archive alone with the crystal knight... and as punishment he literally sends you into his dungeon with all the tentacle monsters... 😵‍💫

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 4d

a couple ghosts and darkwraiths teamed up and killed me down there before i called it for the night and i was gonna declare those souls lost cause it's such a pain to get back there, but maybe i try anyways... for research purposes of course

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 4d

they could fix me... together if they wanted...

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 4d

playing through dark souls 1 for the 2nd time and drained new londo ruins but actually explored the new area this time and hhhhhhh... creeping around with the ghosts and the wraiths hiding in the dark was so tense and so... horny... they all want to grab you and do things to your face...

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farfin @farfin.bsky.social · Jan 27

saw somebody looking for this one so here's the official repost

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Winton Kidd 🔞 @wintonkidd.com · 9d

I can't stop it with the consentacle witches right now, sorry. It will pass eventually, maybe.

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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 8d

Tangled. 🪢

A witch, sitting on a tree, hugging a ghost cat.

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 8d

one day i will have the motivation and free time to draw it myself all year round but until then i'll have to settle for making my low res sprites horny in ways that are overt to me but imperceptible to the general population

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attic ghost who never shuts up about dark souls 2 @catknifesorceries.bsky.social · 8d

so sad that october is almost over and all my favourite artists will soon stop drawing their characters getting fucked by monsters and go back to having non-monster-related sex 😪

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