banner
LightNews
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor
@catsculptor.bsky.social
220 followers 320 following 1.4K posts
Filthy Commie, Movie Mindset, Vinyl Collector, Gun Nerd Packers, Brewers Sunrise, Parabellum He/Him, 28
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 24d
This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 15h
I will not allow myself to think the Brewers might win. The Playoff Curse is stronger than home runs.
2
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 15h
womp womp
1
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 15h
Vaughn is a player straight out of the 1800's and I'm so glad he's on my team
2
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 15h
He's just out here becoming best friends with all his favorite actors, getting them to act in weird video games, going to good restaurants and listening to great music. He's really living the best life.
1 11
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 16h
Generally if I don't know who someone is I don't try to judge their comedy based on things I've made up in my head
11
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 16h
Doing a hit-and-run in the Bang Bus
1
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 17h
"If you're homeless, just buy a house"
1 30
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 17h
Donald Trump has died
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d
Trump got a Covid vaccine today.
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 17h
Bullpens are where pitchers warm up, usually right behind the outfield fence
1
Reposted by CatSculptor
navmecheng.bsky.social
👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
65 3.3K 11K
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 18h
I always thought the rule was that you're allowed to be a creep and keep working in Hollywood as long as your movies are good/successful, but apparently that doesn't apply to Leto
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 1d
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 18h
i find a computer indispensable
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 18h
Do you not know who Tim Heidecker is?
1 10
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 18h
One Battle After Another is the best drinking and driving representation I think I've ever seen
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 23h
Once a game goes beyond the 10th inning it enters a sort of Nowhere Place. A place of howling madness and divine serenity, time moves differently there and the veil becomes so thin it's practically nonexistent
1
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 1d
Why on earth would you NOT want an atom smasher?
1
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 1d
The fact Takemura wasn't romanceable is a crime
2
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 1d
Maybe look into the person who got the prize a bit before saying something like this.
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 1d
She's a huge fan of Trump, supports the US bombing civilian boats in the Caribbean, and wants the US to invade Venezuela
3
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 1d
One robot picks up a container ship and smashes it across a monster's head like a baseball bat, cinematic perfection
1
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 1d
The robots getting ripped to shreds even when they win their fights is such an underrated but incredibly important part of the movie
2 1
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 1d
Hearing from sources that Donald Trump has died
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 1d
Soup's really kicking your ass
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 1d
"Soy Right" is about to become even more true
catsculptor.bsky.social
CatSculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 1d
An idiot savant of comedy
2