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she/her // 35 // bog witch // knitter, sewist, fandom enthusiast occasional NSFW now so 18+ to follow pls!
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(i just !! need something to keep my skirts in the right place and even out my bodice!!! T o T )
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me, packing my corset to the 1700's reenactment event (bc i have yet to meet a pair of stays that doesn't hurt me 😭): DO NOT LOOK AT ME AND MY HISTORICALLY INACCURATE SUPPORT GARMENT!!!!
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xie lian is getting to live short king simulator, ok, let him climb on the counters for ur stupid tall cabinets in ur ten-ft ceiling kitchen hua cheng!!! it's enrichment!!!!
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also off-topic but that slightly exaggerated height difference... 👀

the thought of hua cheng getting his own place that he gets to customize and trying out bar-height counters and going "? what is this magic? my back doesn't hurt?" meanwhile xl in hc's house: i don't need a stepstool (Needs a step)
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>D >D >Dc

hua cheng who can't (quite) cry on command but he CAN think of gege long enough to start getting reliably emotional :3c
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oughhhh the age gap in this makes for double insecurity for hua cheng like "my cool beautiful perfect godly older boyfriend must think im a useless crybaby of an alpha ono,,," meanwhile xie lian watching hc's face screw up n start tearing as he approaches orgasm and suddenly HE'S there hahahaha
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HOLLERING hua cheng just has a LOT OF BIG FEELINGS and GEGE MAKES HIM FEEL SO SAFE--

hHHHhh one of these days ur gonna have to tell him xl!! and u know ur boyfriend is just gonna perk right up and be like GEGE LIKES THAT? IT'S NOT UNATTRACTIVE? 🥹
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hhhhhhhh goes back to read hua cheng apologizing for loving his boyfriend so much he's coming for eternity and starts biting my screen
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YELLING AND SCREAMING OOOHHHHH MY GODDDD

asdkwowakqlakddh TOO LONG KNOTTING, USELESSLY FUCKED OUT HUA CHENG, AND DACRYPHILIA ALL AT ONCE I AM /EATING THIS/

whooo seriously xl just sitting there contemplating how the omega is supposed to be crying on the knot in his novels MEANWHILE, IN REALITY
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ASLFIKEWAWO;IF ??@! SHRIEKING???

hahahah ok ok i'm up!! ; o ; 7 i'm gonna.... fold laundry...
<(_ _)>
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ONE MORE TASK SELF PLS.... JUST GO FINISH THE LAUNDRY AND WE CAN BE DONE FOR THE DAY
TT A TT
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oofh 🤝
truly what is the brain even there for? adding challenge mode??? x''D
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understimulated while trying to do tasks: puts on music: overstimulated now

BRAIN WTF PLEASE
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xie lian, god of the OSHA-10hr
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YES!!! I'M NOT FUCKING* THIS FISH TO FUCK A HUMAN IN A FISH COSTUME????

*ordering my guards (blorbo) to fuck this fish
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*muffled shrieking*
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(/▽\) hahahahh STOP I'M BLUSHIN'

i actually do "lineart" as like....... really sketchy actually but my canvas is SO BIG that when you zoom it back out... it looks cleaner than it is >3

WEHHHH i love the silly lil fins and things on mers SOOO much <333
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HEHEHEHE he's got lil finny graspers :3c
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i told myself i wasn't gonna post any wips from this because they remove impact from the final but... it's been so much and i have nowhere else to vent my sufferings TT A TT

CALLOUT POST FOR LONGBOI MERHUA: HE'S TOO!! LONG?!!??! I NEED HIM TO *STOP*
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also considering xie lian demanding the do-over and then.... doing the exact same thing... and hua cheng is just like @///@ "oh... gege does the same thing when he's awake too..."
xl: what?! did i do something wrong?? IT JUST FELT RIGHT? kind of familiar????? (っ °Д °;)っ
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APPRECIATION FOR TITS OF ALL SHAPES & SIZES!!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ<3333
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omgggg thank you!!! \^o^/ <33
hualian gets to try EVERYTHING 'cause we KNOW they're gonna hehehehh <3
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yessss the fantastical disconnect of holding a normal sized flower... next to one the makes u seem moth-sized x'''D

classic early books hualian tho.... hc cannot escape his fate (being overwhelmed and discomfited by his crush being affectionate back to him)
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oh man oh man i am LOVING the worldbuilding MEGAFLORA !!!! hahah what a great way to have them still be kinda moth-sized to their environment AND humanish at the same time!

also lmao poor hua cheng "don't get hard don't get hard" *gege put his tongue down my throat* "failed step one"