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Ma Brown

Ma Brown

@cbgbtx.bsky.social

830 followers 190 following 1.6K posts

Texan/Brit happy to be living in a sane country. If all else fails, send in the cats. Music cures all evils. It's best to be content, than to have to always be right.

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Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 3h

Evri sucks.

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 3h

Dual citizen here. This is completely true. But in the US, it's next to impossible to be elected after just deciding to run for office in a place you're not from. Did Nigel even know where Clacton was when he ran for MP? Swings and roundabouts.

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 6h

My husband was made redundant in 2012 and getting a lawyer was worth every penny. They tried to fuck him on his final salary pension and many other things. Hired this mean ass bitch in Glasgow (who was actually very nice) who got him all he was due and made them pay for the priviledge.

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 18h

All men do! 🤣🤣

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 1d

Found my husband dirty little secret. All our old laptops, mouses, power cords, etc. There are 7. He has issues. 🤣🤣

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 1d

Really? There's a men's only bathhouse down the road that does nude yoga and I live in the 'burbs. You haven't looked hard enough. 😎😁

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 1d

She takes after me. I was a post punk weirdo. She's still pissed I didn't keep the outfits. 😜

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, thank you. I trust your artistic vision. Plus, all coo are cool. 😁🧙‍♀️

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 1d

Odd request but could you do a goth coo? my daughter is a big goth. You know the type, all black clothes, blue hair, black dr martens. She loves a highland coo and the Whitby Goth Fest. If it included a spider web, score. If you could do something like that, I'd order one for her for xmas.

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 1d

a cat wearing a witch hat is pointing a gun with the caption listen here you goobie snoobert

ALT: a cat wearing a witch hat is pointing a gun with the caption listen here you goobie snoobert

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Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 1d

As a cat owner, if I'm dead, and the cats are hungry, feast away my babies. I'm dead what the hell does it matter to me. I do feel sorry for you having to see that. My daughter is a copper and when she saw her first dead body it was days old. Nightmares for weeks.

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 1d

SCORE! I am so tired of these fat cats thinking they can push people around. Glad you stuck with it and won. Vodafone can suck it!

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses says you 're so naughty mommy likey :)

ALT: a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses says you 're so naughty mommy likey :)

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Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 2d

And that's why you pay your IT guys and gals more than your CEO. #M&S

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No Context Brits @nocontextbritss.bsky.social · 2d

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 2d

I had the great pleasure of meeting him when he directed Hope Floats in Smithville. The only celebrity I've ever been tongue-tied around. Not even Sandra Bullock had me flustered. Very nice man.

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 2d

Lawn Dogs was one of the best movies ever. I've followed him relentlessly since. But not in a stalky weird way. 🤣😎

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 2d

Y'all so cute! Have a fun filled day!

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 2d

Well ain't you fancy?!? And you must always be nice to the staff, if they let you have some early. Happy eating.

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 3d

Damn, I didn't realize Satan could die. Learn something new every day. #Cheney

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 3d

Morning, gorgeous. Grey and dreary here as usual.

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 4d

Are any of the pundits out there discussing the elephant in the room? The railway unions have been bitching for years about guards on trains. Too expensive, the fat cats say. We don't need that, cameras work just as well. I call bullshit and this tragedy just proves it.

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 4d

Once had an asshole in a Porsche pass me on the left on a city centre road only to get stuck at a traffic light. Me and the 3 old ladies in the car pulled up next to him and waggled our little finger at him while laughing hysterically. He turned 14 shades of red. Hope we ruined his night. 🤣

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 4d

How can I watch Slow Horses, browse the internet, and write a grocery list and know more about what going on the show than the OH does whilst only watching the show?

Ma Brown @cbgbtx.bsky.social · 5d

Alright you, no going to the pub to cause trouble. Stay at home with the animals. Unless one is wearing blue. 🤣🤣