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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 6h

not even doing it, just commenting on it. “Hmm. Well.”

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 6h

“Does he have a sandwich down there?”

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 7h

Now that we have enough video series where celebrities eat or cook or hang out in a kitchen, I will start one where I interview famous people while we hand wash a sink full of dishes

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 7h

Ok but imagine the challenge coin for this

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 9h

absolutely did

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10h

buddy this is about to be a How To Sext tool

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10h

he should give Pete Rose’s HoF induction speech

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11h

another perfect fullcast

Rex Ryan, grinning wide and holding a football during his time with the Jets

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13h

This might make him more popular in some segments

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13h

I am calling these Not-An-Emergency shows because I want to be ready when a sitting head coach hijacks an ocean liner

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13h

For paid subscribers at Phantom Island (phantomisland.show): Hopped on to have a non-emergency discussion with @stevengodfrey.bsky.social about the Penn State search and how it impacts other schools that are/might want to be/might need to be in the market for a coach soon.

Not-An-Emergency Discussion: Penn State's Domino Effect (PREVIEW)

Podcast Episode · Phantom Island · 10/14/2025 · 9m

podcasts.apple.com

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13h

i hope they get more old timey. HERE'S MY PENNY-FARTHING COMMUTE

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 14h

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross shouting “the leads are weak? you’re weak.”

This joke only works when read, not said aloud

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 15h

the miseducation of lauryn hill feels like it counts

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 17h

yeah, and the real issue is he only had one full season as the starter, never got the chance to let the cannon REALLY get warm

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 17h

rex didn't even come close, which is really something

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 17h

the tower of babel, but it's "can a Bears QB finally hit the exalted levels of One Year of Derek Carr"

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 17h

the Chicago Bears have, somewhat famously, never had a player pass for 4000 yards in a season

at his current pace, Caleb Williams would finish this year with 4008