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Celefaze

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Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · Jul 22

Damn, first David Lynch, now Ozzy. Rough year.

RIP 🦇

Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · Jun 21

Having sushi with the guy I'm seeing at my place, go to move a roll from a box and randomly pull out a die I had in my pocket, say "fuck it, may as well run" and roll a 1. I shit you not, he pulls out *his own die he had in his pocket* and was like "redeploy".

May have found my match.

Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 18

If there is a way to buy this individually I want it for Slaaneshi purposes.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · May 17

Jotaro Kujo? The marine biologist?

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Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 17

Round 2, loss against Ligmar's Shane Lambert's Tzeentch. I hammered too deep and too greedily and paid the price.

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Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 17

Round 1, Gamers Guild GT, win against Sons of Slambo's Joey! Rats vs hammers, hammers did hammer things.

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Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 13

11th for Stormcast in the global ITC, currently tracking in the Top 8 for the SW Masters.

Let's. Fucking. Go.

Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 13

a woman in a cape stands next to a man in a trench coat

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Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 13

Also, if you're a beginner, use a bold hunter's mark as soon as you enter the arena. All you need is at least one insight for the doll to be interactable, and then you can start using blood echoes to level up. Make sure you throw some points into the offensive stat you want to focus on, str or skill

Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 13

First step of getting good: a lot of the visual cues can be frenetic and overwhelming. Focus your eyes on the parts of the boss that can damage you. Watch the weapons, claws, etc. Roll just before impact, oftentimes it's better to roll *towards* the boss when they attack.

Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 11

Hammerlators. I'm looking forward to returning to the the Ruination Brotherhood for a bit when the new GHB drops.

Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 11

Just won my first RTT.

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Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 10

It's honestly something I'm still internalizing after some big disappointments. You gotta cut your losses before you lose yourself in the loss.

Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 9

If you're over 30, quote this with some life advice.

Shit will suck. People will fail you. But not ALL shit will suck, and not ALL people will fail you. Don't get hung up on the ones that do.

Aasa T 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @rosgakori.bsky.social · May 9

If you're over 30, quote this with some life advance.

Let people help you. We are not here to make it alone, no one can do that. You are not a burden.

𝕮0𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖓𝕮𝖚𝖓𝖙 @c0ffincunt.bsky.social · May 9

If you're over 30, quote this with some life advice

Stand up for yourself even if it hurts. Never give an inch of you can help it. Put yourself first in all things but love.

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Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 6

Merely very confused as to how it got where it is.

Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 6

Fuck you, Joe ❤

Celefaze @celefaze.bsky.social · May 6

Going through the notes in my phone after writing a 10-page long poem for someone who's never gonna read it, I discovered I apparently wrote a punk song awhile ago that's actually kind of a banger?

I have no memory of doing this.

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